| 00:00 - 00:03 | It's a byelection in Northern England, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Gorton and Denton, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in Greater Manchester. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We were defending a 13000 majority |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Reform and the Greens distant seconds |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We must have won some |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Reform support with our policies |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Starmer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Spencer... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Spencer flipped it for the Greens. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We finished 5000 votes behind |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I will speak privately with Powell, Streeting, Turley and Reeves |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It was a gimme! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That byelection was a gimme! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's Manchester, they've elected Burnham for fuck's sake. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Where did it go wrong |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We amped up the racism |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | modelled our language on the SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm the son of a British toolmaker! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I look like a British ham! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We inheritied a giant black hole |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't speak of McSweeney in those terms |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I'm talking about the budget |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who cares about taxation in this shithole? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We are Labour! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We own the North since 1979 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | fuck the Sun and all that |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | No one should be able to contest us. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We should own the working class no matter what |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | they want racism and transphobia |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and we will deliver those. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have launched a new party, like Corbyn! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I came from the backbenches |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and alone, alone, I moved our party |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to be pro-Europe once more |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Traitors! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Metropolitans, minorities, mumsnet, all betrayed me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It is a humiliation that rivals Liz Truss' lettuce |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | except I'm more of a beetroot. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And I have no one to fire for it! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I look responsible of it all! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we will blame the left tomorrow. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My Cabinet is rudderless, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | my majority wants my head, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it is over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The challenge is coming. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I will go gracefully, you are deluded. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will poison our brand until the end. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I just hope it's not Andy. |
