| 00:00 - 00:03 | Great job with Birger N Haug and Toyota, Lars |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ARR is significantly increased |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the Chairman is satisfied |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Board of Directors are thrilled to discover the commercial success |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and our success seems inevitable. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It appears that only I sell |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | but I guess thats because I'm the best |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Lars... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Didrik..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Didrik has just signed an agreement with Nardo Bil |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The ARR is of approximately MNOK 1,4 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you think Didrik's doing a good job, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Mr Discount shall not sell! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He shall serve me the leads! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I am the god damn CEO and he pretends to be of importance! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I cannot stand that little shit stain |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And he lives in KRISTIANSAND! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He should move here if he wants to continue |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Nardo Bil should've been MY customer! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What am I gonna tell the Board of Directors!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Isn't it great that we signed a new customer? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IT WAS MY CUSTOMER! MY SIGNATURE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It appears to be Didriks customer in the Excel-sheet |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I excel in everything I do you little shit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I am the C E O! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've hired you |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Even though I dont need you |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And now you think you're someone!? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I should fire you all and have 10 years runway at Bali with Kulterud! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I could have feedback sessions with myself all day and stil be richer than you! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I dont need anyone |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I am an experienced CEO and I could easily run this alone! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least I signed Toyota |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The Board of Directors knows |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | what capabilities I have! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuckings Kristiansand. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Signing deals from fuckings Kristiansand!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'll cut his salary for every signature he doesn't send my way |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or maybe I'll recommend him to Keyloop |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He could partner up with Harri |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He could be Harri's assistant! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Relax Cathrin, Lars is just a little upset |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Although I have to admit... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | MNOK 1, ARR tastes good ... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | even though it wasn't me. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We could say it was me. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will tell the Board I closed that deal, and all of you have signed an NDA, remember? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tell the truth about this ever again |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and I'll recommend you too to Keyloop. |
