IOC - Women can't do Nordic Combined , finds Skimo

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IOC chief Kirsty Coventry finds out Skimo is added to the Olympic Scheme

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00:00 - 00:03We have looked at
00:04 - 00:05alot of new sports
00:05 - 00:07And here, we found a new
00:08 - 00:12sport called Skimo
00:12 - 00:15It is very popular they say
00:17 - 00:19But what a about the
00:19 - 00:21womens Nordic Combined
00:24 - 00:26Mine IOC Führer
00:27 - 00:28they have
00:31 - 00:33Been protesting with their skipoles
00:34 - 00:36And got attention
00:53 - 00:58Can all corrupt FIS delegates go out
01:13 - 01:15What is this shit
01:15 - 01:17here I've been learning
01:18 - 01:23rules about wind compensation
01:25 - 01:28suit measurements and
01:29 - 01:31gate compensation
01:31 - 01:34And this is what you give me
01:34 - 01:37And here you give me a sport that is not even
01:37 - 01:40selling TV-rights
01:40 - 01:42Mine IOC Führer, If we give women
01:42 - 01:46You are a failure, your idiot
01:46 - 01:48You know that we are fucked
01:48 - 01:52I dont care, Gian-Franco Kasper
01:53 - 01:54And that Yggeseth,
01:56 - 01:57that idiot has been
01:57 - 02:00working against
02:00 - 02:03every women chromosome
02:04 - 02:08like he owns every chromosome himself
02:08 - 02:13If I just could give that man a lesson
02:14 - 02:16I would give him a ballsqueeze
02:17 - 02:21so that all you pussys
02:27 - 02:29would see what
02:30 - 02:34I see in this strong women
02:34 - 02:36And for Gundersen
02:41 - 02:42He made the rules
02:43 - 02:47Try yourself to jump on skies, and then ski after
02:48 - 02:53How to do you compensate it that easy
02:54 - 02:56And that Telemark
02:56 - 02:59the most beautiful landing ever
03:00 - 03:02And you are finding this shit sport
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry Gyda, he is on our side
03:14 - 03:16The IOC is done,
03:19 - 03:23Our balls are bigger than our brain
03:25 - 03:26And we live like
03:31 - 03:33Cavemen, assholes
03:40 - 03:46And I am tired of you idiots
03:46 - 03:49trying to suppress women
03:53 - 03:56Like you are better