| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have looked at |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | alot of new sports |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And here, we found a new |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | sport called Skimo |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It is very popular they say |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But what a about the |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | womens Nordic Combined |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mine IOC Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they have |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Been protesting with their skipoles |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And got attention |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can all corrupt FIS delegates go out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is this shit |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | here I've been learning |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | rules about wind compensation |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | suit measurements and |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | gate compensation |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And this is what you give me |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And here you give me a sport that is not even |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | selling TV-rights |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mine IOC Führer, If we give women |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You are a failure, your idiot |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You know that we are fucked |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I dont care, Gian-Franco Kasper |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And that Yggeseth, |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | that idiot has been |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | working against |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | every women chromosome |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | like he owns every chromosome himself |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If I just could give that man a lesson |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I would give him a ballsqueeze |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | so that all you pussys |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | would see what |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I see in this strong women |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And for Gundersen |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He made the rules |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Try yourself to jump on skies, and then ski after |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How to do you compensate it that easy |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And that Telemark |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | the most beautiful landing ever |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And you are finding this shit sport |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Gyda, he is on our side |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The IOC is done, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Our balls are bigger than our brain |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And we live like |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Cavemen, assholes |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And I am tired of you idiots |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | trying to suppress women |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Like you are better |
