| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see sir, per your orders |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | preparations have been made |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | all over the city for heavy snowfall. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Your expectation of 8 to 10 inches is causing much excitement. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If your forecast goes as expected, we will be well prepared. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Very good, the snow will arrive Friday evening. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | By Saturday morning, we'll be snowed in. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well sir.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the forecast......... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The forecast has changed significantly |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We expect a dry slot directly over Raleigh |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that lives in the eastern and western parts of the state, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT A CROCK OF FUCKING SHIT!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ARE YOU TELLING ME WE WON'T GET A MAJOR SNOW IN RALEIGH? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHILE THOSE SHITHEADS IN CHARLOTTE GET OVER A FOOT OF SNOW! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and don't get me started on the blizzard happening.... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AT ATLANTIC FUCKING BEACH |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE HEAVIEST SNOW SINCE 2004! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | LIGHT, FLUFFY SNOW TO SLED IN AND MAKE SNOWMEN! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I WAS GONNA MAKE CHILI |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir we still believe that we may get a dusting of snow! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | TAKE YOUR DUSTING OF SNOW AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, this isn't Canada, we're lucky to even see snow! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | BULLSHIT! WHY DO THOSE UPPITY JACKOFFS IN CHARLOTTE DESERVE SNOW? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S NOT FAIR! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | EVERYONE IN NORTH CAROLINA GETS AMAZING SNOW EXCEPT RALEIGH |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HORSE SHIT. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I HOPE THE POWER GOES OUT IN CHARLOTTE AND THEY FREEZE! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I HOPE THEIR SCHOOLS CLOSE FOR A MONTH AND THE CHILDREN |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | DRIVE THEIR PARENTS SO CRAZY THAT THEY FALL ILL WITH LUNACY |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I WON'T ACCEPT THIS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WE DESERVE MORE SNOW THAN ANYONE! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Is there any chance at all that the models could be wrong? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Maybe there's an error in the data... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The Euro model can't be trusted. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Motherfucker! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What the hell are we supposed to do now? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Stare out the window and wait for a DUSTING? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You can't even make a decent snowball with a dusting. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | BUT THERE WILL BE NO SHORTAGE OF SNOWBALLS IN CHARLOTTE! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | OR AT THE FUCKING BEACH! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, the beaches have to deal with hurricanes... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The forecast models have failed me terribly |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There's nothing we can do except wonder why God hates us... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's no use... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the snow will evade us once again. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm going to put on my heavy winter coat, and go stand in the middle |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | of Glenwood Avenue until I get hit by a salt truck... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck my life... |
