Hitler Reacts to Mike's Knee Injury
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Hitler is made aware of a gruesome knee injury to Mike and is appalled at the results.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The gym was empty when Mike started |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | lifting with |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | dumb bells and eating |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | protein pellets like a buff Pac-Man. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Mike was working on a PR. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Were the chicks in |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | attendance super hot? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The chicks saw... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The chicks saw Mike's knee blowout. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He has lost major rizz. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you haven't set a PR in the gym, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could his knee blow out?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And in front of hot chicks!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He was the model Aryan! Hot chicks, Hungarian schlong, and built like a truck!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And now he's holding his knee like Peter Griffen?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And he didn't even fight the Chicken! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I can't accept that his knee is tore up! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Knees don't just give out! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'm telling you, this is sabotage! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, who would do such a thing? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | His jealous wife you dumbass! Always bossing him around! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, maybe Mike is just old. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Of course he's old, but not old enough to blow a knee! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's not a pussy! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you think Ryan can |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | deadlift a nuclear submarine? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Or that fat ass J. Mike? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | J. Mike smells of gravy and burnt toast!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Gravy and toast doesn't lead to a healthy lifestyle. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Only dedication to the Iron gets you the results! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now my prize student is broken in two! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Everyday I watched his Tik Toks. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was hoping to dead lift a small car later this week. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And to pick up hot moms on the way. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But no. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Who will Inspire me to lift now? Goggins? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That guy is a Soviet freak of nature. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | There was only Csernak for me. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And you assholes tell me this now! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I have no hope to get ripped now. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's useless without muscles. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I bought protein shakes and |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | spandex shorts. I looked as gay as Mike. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Gayer than you guys |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | in your gay uniforms. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now Mike and I will get fat eating Hagen Daz bon bons |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and jerking off. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This sucks. |