| 00:00 - 00:03 | Tonda I've called this urgent meeting |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | to provide a disturbing piece of intelligence from |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | my source stationed here on the Mutant Mile, Shirley. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He's informed me that the Southampton |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | fans are organising a protest to take place here at St Mary's. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | When you say 'Southampton fan's' |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | how many are we talking? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Tonda... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm sorry to say |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | it's all of them |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | even the happy clappers in the Chapel. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want to speak privately with Stephens, Downes and Arma. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Right, I've had it with you useless cunts |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | in my first 3 games we were attacking |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | more effectively than the blitzkrieg in France in 1941. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And now... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | our defence is so vulnerable... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | it gets penetrated |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | more frequently than a |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Bonnie Blue record attempt. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Stephens: We know, the fans are blaming you for it on Twitter |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's been called X for years now you prick. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Stephens: @PDawson69 says playing 5 at the back is a war crime. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a fuck... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | what that dancing space cadet thinks. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You were given a new 3 year contract in July |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and I have no idea how you managed it... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but if it was up to me I'd send |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | you and the the rest of the squad to the gulag. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The only one worth keeping is that beautiful blonde haired little Brazilian fella! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And I know full well that those useless |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | twats in charge will sell him in the summer. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Look...I know you all miss |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | your BFF Russell Martin |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | who gave you less physically demanding training |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and more days off |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But I am the Daddy now and Daddy wants nothing more... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | than to beat those fish fondlers down the M27 next week. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How can we do that if... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | our left back fucks about with it on the edge |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | of the penalty box? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | THB: It's ok Ryan, I'm sure he wasn't talking about you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Or maybe it is my fault... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I got rid of Gavin last week thinking he was the problem |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and then... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | he went and kept a clean sheet on his debut for Stoke. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Fuck it, Cornish Maldini can you do me one last favour? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Can you contact the social media team |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and ask them to get the corner flag image ready... |
