| 00:00 - 00:03 | My friends from the Wildlife Crime Unit |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are here today at |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the RSPB's training camp |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | to learn about their dodgy ways of obtaining results |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | no matter what it takes to do so. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What do you want to discuss? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Come on. Spit it out. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tarvie. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tarvie has released his second book. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Available from Amazon. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who like to do things by the book, leave, the room, now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The bolshie bastard. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I can't feckin' believe it. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It was bad enough when he released his first book. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I bet he now uses our real names |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | instead of using nom de plumes |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and telling of my personal vendetta towards him. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Like the time I blocked his licence application |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | to photograph peregrine falcons at the nest. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer. Why did you need to do that? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Because he refused to become one of my informants. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer. You under estimate Tarvie. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | After everything I did to ruin him. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Year's wasted. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And now he's at it again |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | highlighting my underhanded tactics |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and my lies and wrong-doings. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And he will stop at outing me. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He will surely include RSPB wrong-doings also. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Like the time their top boy invited a film crew |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | along to a hen harrier nest, which the parent birds abandoned |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and the chicks died. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The RSPB truly are the gift that keeps on giving, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | presenting things for Tarvie to expose. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | His book will create interest. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He will reveal things that we would rather be kept hidden. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Like when I chose to keep court exhibits |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | for my own gratification. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And when I featured his friend on Crimewatch |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | shortly after serving time for his crimes. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Sounds fascinating. I must order a copy. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | He even made me look foolish in court. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | How was I to know he would be representing himself. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Humiliation. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He showed me to be the liar that I am. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All because I provided a fabricated statement about him. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tarvie certainly knows his stuff. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And now everyone can read what I did. |
