| 00:00 - 00:03 | Christianity is growing. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Free Bibles ... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | fill the internet. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are available ... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in every language. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I gave clear orders ... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to advance evil. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we're failing. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | With all these Bibles ... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | people choose goodness. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has not clicked on a phishing email leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You dummkopfs! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You know how effective ... |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | phishing is for advancing evil. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Remember Keitel ... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | clicked on an email link. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He gave our banking info ... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | to a Nigerian prince! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Evil needs money to thrive. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I thought I had a Russian girlfriend. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Now you have nothing! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I hope she is happy. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | At least we can learn ... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | we too can use phishing ... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | to drain the accounts ... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | of the Church. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | There must be Christians ... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | as gullible as you! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Use phishing to drain ... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | their bank accounts. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Let's see how long all ... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | those free Bibles last. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Get rid of their online ... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Bible studies. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Taking their money ... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | means no more Hope Channel, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | no more White Estate, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | no more missionaries, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | no more public evangelism, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | no more ritzy GC Building. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, the VPs will always need secretaries. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All we need is one ... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | under treasurer to ... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | give up a password, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | or someone in Presidential ... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | to enter banking information ... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | into our fraudulent webpages ... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and victory is ours! |
