| 00:00 - 00:03 | Jeanty averaged 2 YPC |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Hall was even worse |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Jakobi didn't get a second half target |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Meanwhile, the Rams punt returner scored twice |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and JSN went over 100 yards again |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But Pookie went off today! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 25 points! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Commissioner |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Pookie |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Pookie failed to score again |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You're down 15 and only Boswell is left. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone besides Pookie, Maye, and Boswell, get the fuck out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck could this happen again!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | TO RAWN? HIS ENTIRE BENCH IS K AND DEF! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HE HASN'T STARTED THE RIGHT QB ALL SEASON! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | HE CAN'T PUT KETCHUP ON HIS HAM |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | BECAUSE IT'S TOO FUCKING SPICY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is bullshit!! Run the numbers again! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Only 6 points from Jeanty? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He was a goddamn 1st round pick! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Commissioner, he plays for the fucking Raiders |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He ran for 2600 yards last year and was Heisman runner up!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Commissioner, college performance doesn't mean shit. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't give me that bullshit, look at the Pookie pick! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's a generational talent! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Another first round exit?! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'll never live this down! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That fucking Fish Lunatic is going to repeat |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and we'll never hear the fucking end of it! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He traded for the backup RB on the Patriots |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He's a fucking idiot. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No eye for talent at all, his title was a fluke! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Did you know he doesn't even watch half the games? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I watched the Raiders, Giants, and Jets all year |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And for fucking what?? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | First round exit, no money again. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I might as well be fucking Geij or Stady or Tyler! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Put me on the goddamn milk carton, I can't deal with two more weeks |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | of Qwiss quoting Jeanty stats at me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | while Henderson rips off 50 yd TDs |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | 185 fucking points, how is that even possible? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's not your fault, we told him not to start Jeanty. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Pull up the group chat |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tell them this is the last year of the Super Mega Awesome Best Friends League |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I just wanted to wear the shiny belt one time |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do you think it would be weird to get one for 4th place? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Even if it was last season? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck it, place the order. |
