| 00:00 - 00:03 | Frances, the election results are in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We won Labor chair |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and labor coordinator, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | a seat on electoral committee, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and a seat on steering |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Great, how much did |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the rest of groundwork win by? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Meine Eco-Führerin, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Groundwork... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Groundwork lost big time |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Cheeks clapped. Just absolutely beasted on |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except for Marc K, Jack, Ben, and Benina |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | FUCKING LEFT COAST WON?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I texted every single person on that goddamn website and they still won? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How dare they vote for them don't they know I'm NPC?!? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Oh god and now we have to deal with Leslie as co-chair. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Which means fun in DSA LA is legal again |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND we'll have to host Groundwork Convention |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | With SMC dabbing on us in the background |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Meine Eco-Führerin, at least the negro lost |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU'RE A RAPIST JACK SHUT THE FUCK UP |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Meine Eco-Führerin, we have to take every win |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yeah and he was the only one we didn't spread tactical rumors about |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Everyone else we smeared won! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We called them drug addicts |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we called them no shows and not latino enough |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We even gave voters the wrong deadline to vote |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And you unlikeable dumbasses still managed to fuck it up |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Who's going to go beastmode on the ultras? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We'll actually have to do non labor and elctoral work |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now they're gonna try to do Stomp Out Slumlords in LA |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why don't these people understand |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That we need to own the work. Us only! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not these ultras and SMCers |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | "empowering membership" |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Don't they know everyone who isn't in Groundwork is fucking stupid and shouldn't be trusted |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why do they think we made the convention delegate voting rules that way |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | "ohhh but you need diversity of thought" |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | As Jack always says, diversity is not our strength |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Yet everyone thinks we're the bad guys somehow |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay, you'll still be able to say the hard R in our caucus meetings |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The chapter is finished |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Noah is going to open every chapter meeting with a musical number |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | There'll be tenant circles too |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We might get held accountable for our actions |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But you guys want to know what I'll miss more than anything else? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Even more than being mean to our comrades |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Putting on the most boring chapter meetings possible |
