| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Führer, Reform’s polling is down. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | That’s fine… |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I’ve prepared for this. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We should have a Tory joining us any moment… |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Sir… Errrr. About that… |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It’s Jonathan Gullis. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Gullis?! Are you sure? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I’m afraid so! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Gullis?! |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We needed someone respectable! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Gullis won’t boost our credibility! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I needed someone to steady the ship, not throw poo at it! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He’ll cause chaos instantly! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is a disaster for our image! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Mukhtar and Ginger Tom will be lining up with popcorn to see the mess he makes! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We were meant to look serious! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Not be Billy Smart’s circus! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why does this always happen?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Every plan I make is ruined by nonsense! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And now we are tied to Gullis of all people! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The lefties will have a field day! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We need credibility, not a chimpanzee! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | This has ruined everything! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Does anyone here even know how to clean ape enclosures? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Anyone?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | (Quietly) Useless… |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Completely useless… |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How are we supposed to recover from this? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All I wanted was just one respectable MP |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Someone who wouldn’t be a Russian traitor or zoo attraction! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Was that too much to ask? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Instead we end up with Monkey Gibbon! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is unbelievable |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We might as well pack it all in now |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Lineker will love this. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Absolutely love it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Gary that is, not Wayne. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It’s hard to tell if Wayne’s enjoying something. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It’s hopeless. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Utterly hopeless. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I can’t believe this has happened. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | every plan… ruined. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | …by one defection. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | One unexpected, primate defection. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Incredible… |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Just incredible. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We needed calm. Instead we got the smelliest MP in Britain. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | This is the last thing we needed |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We’re finished… |
