| 00:00 - 00:03 | we have a seasonal with The Paramythist |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | it's a homebrew world |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | one of his own |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | there is no official cannon material in it |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and he's prepared a sessional event for us |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | then I'll make a standard PHB character |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | this will give me enough versatility |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | but fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Para |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Paramythist has allowed all official content |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | everything is allowed |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | i want everyone who is roleplay heavy, only plays for fun and newbies to leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | i want to min-max |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | i have to be stronger than everyone |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | i must be prepared for every scenario especially for pvp |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'll one-tap everything |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'll make the final boss my bitch |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | i have 24943 builds ready to chose |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | all these years of not playing |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | i have set up everything |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | my fuhrer The Paramythist is unpredictable |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | i said i prepared all my life |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | all the meta knowledge is useless |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | bullshit, he has his own headcannon |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | he has so many videos |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'll watch them all |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'll go through every session |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | watch every detail of his gameplay |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | i don't care if he's made every game different |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | i will make a character that is so broken other DMs squirm and cower |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | it has to work |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | the charer will be so strong it will be scary even for Mercer |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | what do i have to do be the strongest |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | i have studied and learnt every rule in the game |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | every condition, spell and item |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | every edition |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | every FAQ in every forum |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | my friends and family no longer speak to me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | i have burnt through so many DMs |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | i have searched in person, on-line, even play by post |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | i tried DMing to myself |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry Para can make it work |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | maybe i can have fun this time |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | i hope the setting isn't another copy of the lord of the rings |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or the witcher |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | what if i don't one-tap the boss |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | what if i have to role-play with the others? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | what if combat is challenging and sophisticated |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ok let's play |
