| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Leader, I have bad news. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | While you were AFKing in that house's bed, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | LefterisRoblox snuck in and killed you. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Unfortunately, we were unable to stop him. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We'll be more careful on the next reign. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And why, exactly, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | did you let this happen? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | it was an honest mistake. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It won't happen again. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I'm sure you'll get on the Monthly Leaderboard next time. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Civilians, Jesters, Janitors, Landlords, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY WEREN'T YOU PROTECTING ME!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU LET HIM JUST WALK IN THERE AND KILL ME! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I NEEDED TO TAKE A SHIT AND HAD TO GO AFK! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I relied on you idiots to protect me from Barbs... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | BUT YOU COULDN'T EVEN STOP ONE. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THAT MORON FROM THE HIGH TABLE, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | YOU ALL LET HIM JUST WALK INTO THE HOUSE AND KILL ME! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | YOU SHOULD BE EMBARASSED! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He entered from the Secret Enterance, we didn't see him. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHY WAS THERE NOBODY WATCHING IT!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Leader, we were attending other to other matters in the Town. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a single shit about the Town. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NOT A SINGLE SHIT. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How am I gonna make it to the Monthly Leaderboard... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with incompotent morons like you? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | If anyone saw this they would be laughing their ass off. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS STUPID GAME |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND ALL THE STUPID FUCKING LEADER HUNTERS THAT COME AFTER ME. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why can't a man reign in peace? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I bet there were fewer assassins out to get even someone like Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is all bullshit. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We aspire to get long reigns, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | only to get killed by the High Table. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't take this anymore... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I GIVE UP! I FUCKING GIVE UP! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The High Table controls the Monthly Leaderboard anyway. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | At this point my only option would be... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | to give Roblox my fucking ID in order to join VC servers. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They need me to prove I'm not an elephant or some shit. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't know you can get VC by just verifying your phone number... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've had enough of Grg. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I didn't think the day would come... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...but it has. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm going back to Adopt Me. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least there nobody is gonna hunt me down... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...and there are plenty of noobs to scam. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Goodbye. |
