| 00:00 - 00:03 | TECH STOCKS HAVE BEEN DRIVING THE MARKET |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | SINCE THE WUHAN FLU |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | BUT WE ARE DOWN 3% THIS MONTH |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | AS GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWNS DRAG ON |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | AND THE ORANGE MAN PLACED TARIFFS ON SPAGHETTI |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I AM NOT WORRIED |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | YOU ALL FUNDED HIS GLORIOUS BALLROOM |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | MEIN FUHRER THE THING IS |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | MICHAEL BURRY |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | BURRY TWEETED ABOUT AN AI BUBBLE |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | HE'S SHORT PLTR AND NVDIA |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | ONLY THE FOLLOWING STAY IN THE ROOM: PLTR, NVDA, GOOG AND META |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A GODAMN FUCKING JOKE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | MAH I TOLD, I TOLD YOU! KEEP IT ON THE DOWN LOW. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | NOT FOR ANYTHING I TOLD YOU |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | INVEST IN EACH OTHER |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | TO INFLATE YOUR REVENUE NUMBERS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | BUT FOR FUCK SAKE KEEP IT ON THE DOWN LOW |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | MEIN FUHRER HE'S TALKING DEPRECIATION |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | JUST LIKE CHICKEN LITTLE - THE SKY IS ALWAYS FALLING |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | MEIN FUHRER HE CALLED THE MORTGAGE CRISIS |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THAT FUCKING ONE-EYED AUTISTIC FREAK |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | DOESN'T KNOW SHIT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WHAT A BATTING AVERAGE! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | HE HAS CALLED 10 |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | OF THE LAST 2 RECESSIONS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | HE SITS IN HIS OFFICE FOR DAYS ON END WITHOUT SHOWERING |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | STEWING IN HIS OWN FILTH AND PLAYING AIR DRUMS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | STICKING HIS NOSE WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND SENDING OUT TWEETS TO HIS FANBOIS... HE'S WORSE THAN STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | WHAT ABOUT MY PORTFOLIO |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | WHY ARE CRYPTOCURRENCIES CRASHING TOO, IT MAKES NO SENSE |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I WAS BEATING THE FUCKING MARKET |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | AND THIS LITTLE SHIT |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THINKS HE CAN TAKE DOWN THE ENTIRE HOUSE OF CARDS WITH HIS TWEETS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I HAVE BEEN TWEETING ABOUT MY TRADES BUT NOBODY PAYS ATTENTION |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I GET MORE LIKES WHEN I TWEET OUT LOLCATS |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | MY FOLLOWERS ARE FUCKING RETARDS |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | USELESS TITS OBSESSED WITH CAT MEMES |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH LOLCAT MEMES |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I WAS BUILDING AN EMPIRE |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT, I FOLLOWED NANY PELOSI'S TRADES |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | AND THE INVERSE KRAMER |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | BUT IGNORED BURRY |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT AFTER SO MANY RETARDED TWEETS THAT ANYONE WOULD PAY ATTENTION TO HIM |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | FUCK IT TIME FOR THE FINAL SOLUTION |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | PUT IT ALL ON FARTCOIN |
