| 00:00 - 00:03 | Bill, oops, sorry, I mean "Stevie Ray" |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've tried everything |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to dredge up support. On the |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Bar and Grill...Bahram, Kooy, even Shogren |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | have all thrown mud. Nothing will stick. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's OK. As soon as |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I win...I'll have taco trucks every day. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Big Hat leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The vote... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The vote results are bad. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Even Steinbeck got more votes than you. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Stay here if you thought my misogynistic posts were funny. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You left wing woke cowards! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I eat red meat and drink bourbon!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What are you, a bunch of Air Force pussies?!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I thought I would be the VP, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | sit back on my new Walmart chair, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and let Steve do the heavy lifting! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Are you telling me I have to go back to my |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | junior SDFZ captain spot?!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Big Hat, it wasn't even close - |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Close?!? I forgot to wear captain wings on camera! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We tried to tell you -- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You liberals let me post my own QR code... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | on the Bar and Grill! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I put the wrong number for |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | voting on my carboard sign! Did any of |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | you snowflakes tell me?!? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Of course not, you...you...Democrats! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Bahram said his smears would work! That child is like a U-boat with |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | the hatch open: he sinks right to the bottom! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And Kooy! What the fuck language does he speak?!? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That loon screwed me at the debate. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | His questions - did anyone understand what the fuck he said? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Shogren - I should have known |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All he wanted was trip drops. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And I thought everyone forgot about those posts!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You idiots told me Joe Bell was banned from the Bar and Grill!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And Kalfas...a retiree...schooled you? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And why the hell did Harper endorse Steve?!? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I have tatoos and a Harley dammit!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, Bahram, don't cry... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm screwed. All I ever did in life |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | was porn, Army, and here. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I need some McDonalds. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Big Mac, large fries, shake |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And bourbon...lots of bourbon |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You told me I would win by a landslide |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I wonder if Netjets would take me back? |
