| 00:00 - 00:03 | Krishna our reports indicate that your friends are planning a holiday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have been discussing for a while |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We saw them buy currency from here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are booking flights and applying for a Visa |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They will be calling you tonight to convince you to join them |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I think I have a good idea of their plans |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They are planning a trip to Europe for Tomorrowland |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Actually Krishna |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They are planning |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are planning to go to Sri Lanka |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 2 nights in Colombo and 1 in Bentota |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you think 36 hours in Colombo is a good plan, get out out of this room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 15 years of this |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 15 years of this bullshit |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The same place again and again |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | 196 countries in the world and still the same place |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'd rather go to Gaza |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But this time I am putting my foot down |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I don't care how much they convince me |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I am not going back to Colombo |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Krishna you took them in 2010 first |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How the fuck did I know these idiots will go every year |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But you enjoy it too Krishna |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Because I could shop from Barefoot you moron |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Not stay awake for 2 nights |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm too old for such trips |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I can't go to bed after sunrise anymore |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I don't have Chintan's mom's energy to go all night |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | At least last year we went to Bangkok. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I thought things were finally changing But here we are back again to the same trip |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I even agreed to carry Rushil's bags |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I bought a new neck pillow for long flights but it's pointless for a 45 min flight |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I wanted to see Tulips in Holland |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want to go Tomorrowland |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I want to party with Europeans |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Sri Lanka |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't even enter ministry of crab because of all the vegetarians |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | the most I get is scrambled eggs or sunny side-up |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Imagine eating eggs in a coastal city |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Eggs is lucky. Most meals are in Bellagio. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Don't even get me started on that god-awful buffett |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. Krishna will agree |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know how to tell my mom |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe Chintan should do it. She likes him |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I have no choice |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Tell them I agree to the plan |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But I want us to visit Paradise road for a few hours |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and if we can stay in Hilton Residences |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ayubowan |
