| 00:00 - 00:03 | Adolf Jackson m8 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Pin your ears back big man, the recce is complete |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We've sited the coy ivo Longmoor |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Coy HQ will be in the NW |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And once Flight Commander Chalmers has singlehandedly felled the tree, the rest will join |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | When Cpl McEnroe joins |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we'll fuck up Donovia |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Si you big bastard |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Cpl McEnroe |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Cpl McEnroe is on a resttlement course |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He thinks CYCLONE is shit |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those in the coy that actually want to be on CYCLONE stay in the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Aron you fuckwit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Cpl McEnroe was vital ground |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How dare you let him jack on my glorious exercsie |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We've lost the training benefit and we're all toast when Op A*** is called |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You've gone behind my back |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and made me look a right mug |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Resettlement courses are for weaklings and the infirm |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I will have the jack bastards rounded up and shot |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Si m8 Dave's in the room and he's leaving too |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't get me started on that daft cunt |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He's not that bad trust me mucker |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | With Olly on a trawl my 1 Field ginger purge will be complete by December |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Couldn't even last a thousand days what a joker |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I hope he gets caught in a fishing net like the turtles he's trying to save |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | while he's pissing away his future in a tropical paradise |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He's made a mockery of the Army |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm surrounded by traitors that don't do MS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And think they can cut the blokes away for necessary career courses |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I don't give a flying fuck about all that niff naff and trivia |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | There is no past or future, only CYCLONE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I didn't go to Sandhurst |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But look at me! They don't build operators like me anymore |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The ones that kill Osama before lunchtime and shag all the birds by tea time |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucken McEnroe |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I knew this company was full of fuckwits from the moment I arrived |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I know for a fact that tree is gonna fall on Flight Commander's foot |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I might as well do CYCLONE on my own |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'd kill way more Donovians than you lot |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I should be manning the anti-protester turrets outside the Bell Hotel in Epping |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Raiques the OC loves your golden tooth |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Obviously I'm not pointing the finger at anyone |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But Aron we're all gonna die and it's all your fault |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck it I give up after three weeks |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Army just ain't what it used to be |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you lot want to piss about you go ahead |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll be sat there watching the Donovian advance with just a single HE grenade and a death wish |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck off the lot of you |
