Jose asks Ostmark to make a factbook

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Jose asks Ostmark to make a factbook, but Ostmark refuses because it's too much of a hassle.

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00:00 - 00:05So Jose asked me "Ostmark" "Yes?" "Write a factbook, come on"
00:05 - 00:07"We need Ostmark's statistics and facts!"
00:07 - 00:10He asked ME, to write a factbook
00:11 - 00:16Stats, numbers, names, lists, history
00:17 - 00:21I sent him a link to Die Republik
00:21 - 00:24That's like..
00:29 - 00:31Something like..
00:31 - 00:3423 pages and over 450 posts
00:38 - 00:40At least!
00:41 - 00:47Not to mention all the threads that have disappeared in the black hole of the archives
00:47 - 00:50And if you read the oldest posts and stats
00:50 - 00:56They are completely different from the most recent ones!
00:58 - 00:59Because when the forums were reset
00:59 - 01:01I couldn't be bothered to open a new thread
01:04 - 01:06So i just kept Die Republik
01:06 - 01:08And pretended nothing happened
01:13 - 01:14And Alexander Besselman
01:14 - 01:16I've changed his background at least twice
01:16 - 01:20Because i keep forgetting the things i write in Die Republik
01:21 - 01:27"WRITE A FACTBOOK GODDAMN IT!"
01:35 - 01:36He's been asking me for months
01:36 - 01:39To write at least some basic statistics
01:41 - 01:44So one day i said: ok, maybe i should write one
01:44 - 01:47So i've searched Die Republik for a couple days
01:47 - 01:49I created a txt file called "Factbook"
01:50 - 01:53It says "Republic of Ostmark; Capital: Wien"
01:54 - 01:56That's it
01:56 - 01:58There's nothing else in it
01:58 - 02:02And i haven't added anything since then
02:05 - 02:07Factbook:
02:10 - 02:11Officiale Name: Republic of Ostmark
02:11 - 02:13Capital: Wien
02:15 - 02:17When i realized i've never had actual statistics
02:17 - 02:20I also realized it was too much of a hassle
02:21 - 02:28I have to generate names for towns, ministers, generals, members of parliament
02:29 - 02:30Really?
02:30 - 02:32Yes because i don't remember them
02:36 - 02:39And they are different in each article
02:40 - 02:42No fucking way i'm writing a Factbook..
02:50 - 02:55It's gonna take one year at least
02:56 - 02:58But you sure have the sources
02:58 - 03:04Yes probably in the hard drive i formatted three years ago
03:04 - 03:09But i remember the most important things
03:09 - 03:11Like the most important events
03:16 - 03:20"Republic of Ostmark; Capital: Wien"
03:23 - 03:26That's a still some sort of factbook
03:31 - 03:36I hope he like it because i put a lot of effort in it.