| 00:00 - 00:05 | So Jose asked me "Ostmark" "Yes?" "Write a factbook, come on" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "We need Ostmark's statistics and facts!" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | He asked ME, to write a factbook |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Stats, numbers, names, lists, history |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I sent him a link to Die Republik |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | That's like.. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Something like.. |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | 23 pages and over 450 posts |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | At least! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Not to mention all the threads that have disappeared in the black hole of the archives |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And if you read the oldest posts and stats |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | They are completely different from the most recent ones! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Because when the forums were reset |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | I couldn't be bothered to open a new thread |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | So i just kept Die Republik |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And pretended nothing happened |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | And Alexander Besselman |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I've changed his background at least twice |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Because i keep forgetting the things i write in Die Republik |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | "WRITE A FACTBOOK GODDAMN IT!" |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | He's been asking me for months |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | To write at least some basic statistics |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | So one day i said: ok, maybe i should write one |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | So i've searched Die Republik for a couple days |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I created a txt file called "Factbook" |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | It says "Republic of Ostmark; Capital: Wien" |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | That's it |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | There's nothing else in it |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | And i haven't added anything since then |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Factbook: |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Officiale Name: Republic of Ostmark |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Capital: Wien |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | When i realized i've never had actual statistics |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | I also realized it was too much of a hassle |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I have to generate names for towns, ministers, generals, members of parliament |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Really? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes because i don't remember them |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | And they are different in each article |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | No fucking way i'm writing a Factbook.. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | It's gonna take one year at least |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | But you sure have the sources |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yes probably in the hard drive i formatted three years ago |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | But i remember the most important things |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Like the most important events |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | "Republic of Ostmark; Capital: Wien" |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | That's a still some sort of factbook |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I hope he like it because i put a lot of effort in it. |
