| 00:00 - 00:03 | These are the contest outfits. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Veela went with a flowery theme |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and got very high scores. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Xipe used more casual shirt and pants outfit, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Gasha went for fab natural theme... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Gasha's outfit is very original. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm sure it got the highest score. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Unfortunately... |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | Only two... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Only two judges gave it high score. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Asphal gave it 2 out of 10. |
| 00:53 - 00:59 | Leave the room, everyone who didn't participate in the event. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It was a perfect outfit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Gasha's outfit was perfect! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It wasn't just a colored Ala Mhigan Gown or a shirt!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Nie gave it an eight. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Sato gave it nine and a half! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But for sure this clown had to give it a two! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He should have rated his own clown costume, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | though the low enough negative numbers aren't invented yet! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Asphal's outfit is totally fine... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It is great, especially with a red clown nose! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You shouldn't insult others outfits'... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then he shouldn't insult others' artistic taste... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | if he haven't got one! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I can't believe people have bet |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | on Gasha's outfit winning |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and lost because of this nonsense! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They forgot to account for the fact |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | that one of the judges haven't graduated from the elementary school |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and doesn't know any numbers after two... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They would be better off at the judges' bench with Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Imagine participating in an event, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | running around choosing what glamour to pick, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and finally finding an original idea. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And then, |
| 02:43 - 02:46 | then you get the last place out of all |
| 02:46 - 02:53 | because of one buffoon! Not even in the middle or somewhere, but dead last! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Asphal should work in Square Enix |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | on quality control of the new gear sets |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | so FFXIV finally gets closed! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Asphal won't actually get hired... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And the person who did this trolling... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Is... the organizer and the leader of the FC... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It is over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The FC is done for. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I should host an event for the best clown impression, give Asphal the first place, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and give Gasha the prize. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And return my bum award. |
