| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have a problem. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Ichihime and Renruki are canon |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but some still refuse to accept it. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They keep claiming Ichigo has better chemistry with Rukia |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and how they were made for each other. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | They know they are married, right? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And they have a kid together? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Unfortunately, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they say… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They say it doesn’t prove anything. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And still make IchiRuki fanarts. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who was a IchiRuki shipper once, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is this bullshit?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How don’t they like the CaNoN ship?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Orihime was the perfect sweet and big-breasted wife for Ichigo! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | So it’s logical she would end up with the MC. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Her whole personality even only revolves around him! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I don’t care about the “speed of the world” poem! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It was about ZaNgEtSu anyway! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And Rukia drying Ichigo’s rain doesn’t mean anything! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But, they have spread colors, symbolisms– |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Ichihime has two sketches of them together! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But, they’re not even with their kid– |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So what? Ichigo still confessed to Orihime. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It means he loves her! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Okay, we don’t see the confession in the novel |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and it was after Renji pushed Ichigo to confess. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Still, it’s peak romance! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Ichirukitards just have no brains! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | BlAmE tHe AnIme AnD AbE for their lack of comprehension! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They added IchiRuki fillers scenes! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Kubo loves these scenes but it’s AbE fault! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I loved it when Orihime confessed to an asleep Ichigo |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and nearly kissed him while he was unconscious. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What a beautiful proof of love! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And don’t forget… |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Don’t forget the Vasto Lorde scene in Hueco Mundo! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Ichigo stabbed Uryū and cut Ulquiorra’s arm. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He and Orihime were traumatized after that. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | BuT hE tRaNsFoRmEd To PrOtEcT hER! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Her always crying “Kurosaki-kun” shows they were meant to be from the start! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s okay, I was disappointed by her lack of development too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Ichigo and Orihime teamed up against Juhabach at the end. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Oh… I had forgotten Orihime’s shield broke and they lost their only fight together. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Nevermind, perfect couple. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Even though it’s always Rukia who cheers him up. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But Orihime loves Ichigo so much, so she just deserves him, no matter what. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I don’t mind Kubo didn’t let her be her own person. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let’s keep annoying IcHiRuKiTaRdS. |
