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• 7/10/2025private joke - How to over react to a decision to eat outside
00:00 - 00:03 | ... |
00:04 - 00:05 | ... |
00:05 - 00:07 | ... and that why many colleagues moved to Berlin |
00:08 - 00:12 | all of that because they decided to close Frankfur |
00:12 - 00:15 | However, Pharma remains in Berlin |
00:17 - 00:19 | Enough with this new organization |
00:19 - 00:21 | It's 11h29 I'm hungry call the girls we are going to lunch |
00:24 - 00:26 | Laurent... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Julia |
00:31 - 00:33 | Julia and Alexandra are going to eat outside |
00:34 - 00:36 | they have decided to join Xabier |
00:53 - 00:58 | everyone get the fuck out except Mathias, Pierre and Nicolas |
01:13 - 01:15 | Those damn traitors ! |
01:15 - 01:17 | This is heresy, a complete and total treason ! |
01:18 - 01:23 | We have all been eating inside since years |
01:25 - 01:28 | PhD students, Post-docs, Project leads, all together! |
01:29 - 01:31 | and now they want to turn their backs on this tradition |
01:31 - 01:34 | but they will see how I deal with traitors and turncoats |
01:34 - 01:37 | They will pretty soon come back inside |
01:37 - 01:40 | and learn how to comply |
01:40 - 01:42 | They just want to enjoy a bit of sun and fresh air |
01:42 - 01:46 | A bit of sun and fresh air ? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Yes, that why this place is so envied by our foreign colleagues |
01:48 - 01:52 | Really ? They come here to sunbathe and smell the pine trees ? |
01:53 - 01:54 | that what it is all about ? |
01:56 - 01:57 | Do they realize of awful it is outside ? |
01:57 - 02:00 | First of all it's dirty. Full of dust, pollen and birdshits |
02:00 - 02:03 | it's insect-crowded and spider-infested |
02:04 - 02:08 | Giant hornets and wasps buzzing around your heads |
02:08 - 02:13 | Thirsty mosquitoes targeting your exposed legs |
02:14 - 02:16 | and this damn sun, so hot and bright |
02:17 - 02:21 | You can't eat without fear of being stung, bitten, or burned |
02:27 - 02:29 | I care about my colleagues |
02:30 - 02:34 | I want them happy but above all safe |
02:34 - 02:36 | Even the data scientists |
02:41 - 02:42 | but nooooo |
02:43 - 02:47 | this damn bigmouthed troublemaker convinced them to go outside |
02:48 - 02:53 | where everyone can listen what you say from the parking lot to the conference room |
02:54 - 02:56 | Inside you don't have to be compliant |
02:56 - 02:59 | No one can hear you over the ambiant noise |
03:00 - 03:02 | You can shit talk with all you might ! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Ariane : Don't worry Nais, not your team anymore, not your problem |
03:14 - 03:16 | The only good time to eat outside is between the 15th march and 15th of april |
03:19 - 03:23 | it is neither too hot, nor too cold, nor too sunny, nor too rainy |
03:25 - 03:26 | No pollen or insects |
03:31 - 03:33 | yes Mathias I hear your stomach rumbling... let's go... |
03:40 - 03:46 | And now it's 11h35. We are late, I bet all the good starters are already gone |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'm going to have to eat a fucking salad |
03:53 - 03:56 | inside and alone... |
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