| 00:00 - 00:05 | Laura, you'll need a criminal lawyer |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Hurry, go get that guy Kolsrud |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | He's good, but gullible |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | You have the arts and crafts, he'll believe every bit. And the bump |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Then you're gonna screw him over like always |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Me too |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Me too |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | You've got the ultrasound and HCG numbers |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Me too |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | He'll hit the play on the ultrasound, the twins moving back and forth |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | He'll spend hours and hours on your case |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | But we both know you'll never pay him |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | He'll waste his hours |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | and his staff's |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Your mom will phone them |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and tell them you're a good girl |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Me too |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | And you'll tell them more lies |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | and blame Greg |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Oh, and the GoFundMe money, the GoFundMe money you'll keep it all |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Kolsrud will be building your case |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | And you'll be planning your next heist |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But look, we know Kolsrud's screwed |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | And we know you're actually guilty |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | But afterwards you can sue him |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | For ten times the GoFundMe amount |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | From prison |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | And there's nothing he can do |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I'll guide you the whole way. You can do more arts and crafts |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Me too |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Maybe your |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Maybe |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Maybe your mother can call Clayton |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | and convince him to "date" you. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Promise him conjugal visits. Tell him you are "prison tight". Then you pull the HCG trick again |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | HCG !! |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | HCG, yes !! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Then you can sue for child support again |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Even prison cannot stop you |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Don't worry. Prison isn't all that bad |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Have you ever been to prison? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | No, but I've sent other lawyers to prison |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | You and I were cut from the same cloth, Laura |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | That's why we must remain a team |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I'll get you the HCG |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I'll just ask McKhoul |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | After Clayton, we'll go after Greg and Mike again. Prison will never stop you. |
