| 00:00 - 00:00 | We've got claims rolling in faster than we can handle |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The inbox is full to the brim |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Not only that, the contract review box is blowing up |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Brokers need updates non-stop |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we need another risk management presentation by next week |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just assign them out |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Our team can handle it....no probs |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Actually .... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Things are... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Things are busier than we can be expected to handle |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We need to expand the team with a new hire |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Ricky, Steve, Darren, and Jeff |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We just hired someone! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We just hired two well qualified people!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Don't you know it was just last year we expanded the team?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh jesus christ ... my computer needs to restart again... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What jabroni designed this computer system?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I already restarted twice today!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I can't use my computer- and you want a new hire? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not without financial justification.....now get out! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The book just keep growing, our retention rate is excellent!! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The book can't be growing this much in a soft market! Everyone knows that! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We even made money after the wildfires... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nobody makes money after natural disasters Ricky! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Don't be a dipshit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You all want to be lazy and not work! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Working from home has made you all nonproductive asshats! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Maybe you don't want to work at all.....like some Gen Z'er! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I once interviewed a jabroni who asked for more than the posted salary! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Nobody wants someone like that stinking up the joint! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We have ONE JOB and that's to adjust these claims |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Our book is not big enough to support team expansion!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You had to bring this up on a Monday... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You know how I get palpitations -- right here in my chest |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Next time...try a Friday at the end of the day |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ...another team member... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Over my dead body will we expand without financial justification!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You act like this isn't a business run for profit and you are the gears! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I hope you all get gonnorhea.... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ....and it burns like the heat of a thousand suns!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | If you don't want to work...GET A GOVERNMENT JOB!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's true, those people don't work at all |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I used to have dreams beyond adjusting claims.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I wanted to be a fireman, or a cake decorator |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Can you imagine it Ricky? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ....you would have handled the hot pans |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I would serve dessert wine and cheese too.... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...... and I would never know what a claim is or was |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Instead I pray for a heart attack... |
