| 00:00 - 00:03 | The boys are on the box |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | F1 needs updating |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And so they are trying clubs |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Alex holding in the midfield |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With Penry and David up top |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The Div 10 teams |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | don't stand a chance |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jake |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | David |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | David can't defend |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The opposition have scored 10 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except David, Jake, Alex and Penry |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can they score 10 |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | the defense are letting 10 in? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What do you mean David can't defend |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He's been playing this game |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | for 9 months |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Surely if they can score that many |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We can score 15 or 20 |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What are our attack doing |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They aren't getting fed the correct balls |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They're had shot after shot after shot |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You can't talk about Penry that way |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Penry couldnt finish his dinner |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | So many balls out the stadium |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Don't get me started |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | On our midfield |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | More passes to the opposition |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Than to our own forwards |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How hard is it to find the open man |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | when the oppo are AI defending |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | instant counterattacks up to their 99 pace forwards |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | its all the AI defense fault |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They stand like statues |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | watching the forward go past |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All 4 of them |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | staring as they noob pass the keeper |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | again and again for the 10th time |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | why can't we do that |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | its that damn AI defending |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | always standing in the perfect places |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I don't know why David plays Any either |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What percent is your F1 at? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't play any more |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 1 is enough |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We used to trash Div 1 teams |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We have over 30 years combined FIFA experience |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and we lose 10-0 |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Shall we try one more |
