| 00:00 - 00:03 | Upon examination of Miss Dalamud... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | by your sister's hand, no less... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | it's come to our attention... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | That there is not one, not two... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but three independent aetheric signatures being carried by miss Dalamud. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You expect me to believe that... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that this old man managed triplets? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | m'lord |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | you see... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | something called 'cactus piss' may have helped more than his aetherflow, m'lord. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We're looking into it now. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Dante, Babette, and Pupent may take leave... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | BOOZE FROM SHAALOANI? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | LITERALLY BOOZE DISTILLED WITH CEREULEUM FROM A BACKWATER CITY? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | A LITERAL SHANTY TOWN, POPULATED BY DESECATED MIQO'TE AND DUST? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is an absolute atrocity... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | A TOWN OF GUN-TOTING BUMPKINS... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | GAVE THE BIGGEST PAIN IN MY ASS... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THE KEY TO MY TORMENT? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | DARI DRINKS A SHOT AND DAL IS GOING TO POP OUT TRIPLETS?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | M'lord, we don't know it that's the main contributor yet, calm down! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE CAME BACK FROM SHAALOANI WITH MORE AETHER, YOU DOLT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | M'lord, you've got to understand... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU CALL YOURSELVES INFORMANTS? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU FUCKED UP! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | To think that a trio... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | TOP KNOTCH GOSSIPERS... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WHO'RE SUPPOSED TO BRING ME... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | STEAMING HOT TEA FUCKED UP!? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND NOT ONLY IS IT ABOUT DAR AND DAL... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | BUT IT DIRECTLY EFFECTS MY FUTURE?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THINK OF THE BABYSITTING! THREE FULM-TALL WAR CRIMINALS!? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They'll rally the kids... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Take a shot at me, I bet you! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They'll be too smart... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Might even triumph... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THREE CHILDREN RALLYING A FORCE OF TODDLERS! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | IT SOUNDS RIDICULOUS, BUT IT COULD HAPPEN... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | A pack of fucking terrors... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THEY'LL RIG THE HOUSE TO KILL ME! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND ALL BECAUSE OF A SHODDY DRINK?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay! He's talking about Shaaloani... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | In all seriousness, this is a joyous occassion |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | For Dar and Dal to bring three lives into this world... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Incredible! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Send...a basket. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Make sure it contains an assortment of fruits and tea... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Dalamud eats Dar out of house and home already... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I don't know how he keeps up... |
