| 00:00 - 00:03 | Following on from saturday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Pep has persevered |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | With the same formation |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Haaland and Marmoush start together |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With De Bruyne playing as a 10 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fantastic news |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | KDB will go out in style |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dave |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | City |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | City lost the final to Crystal Palace |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Palace won 1-0 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody with Eze, Muñoz or Mateta get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is fucking bullshit |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | City were meant to walk over Palace |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Palace haven’t finished higher than 12th in 30 years |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Overload them in attack with twin strikers |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Maintain possesion |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And isolate their wingbacks |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They spent £200m in january |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And ended up with Borat’s cousin |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dave, Uzbekistan football is advancing quickly |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I have bowel movements that advance quicker than Uzbek football |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Dave, that is not healthy |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You know what isn’t healthy |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Rolling out the red carpet for KDB |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Watch him handed a goal on a plate |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And watching the ginger prick spoon it over the bar |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I picked KDB to actually play, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | to score points in the final of the league |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If I’d wanted someone to get subbed off after 60 minutes |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And clap to the crowd like he’s done something useful |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I’d have selected James Milner |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Culv actually dropped KDB |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | One of the greatest players in premier league history |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Available as a free agent |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I was going to beat him |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | With his own drafted player |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He spent a second round pick on him |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And then discarded him |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Six premier league titles |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | 119 premier league assists |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok he still has Marmoush off the bench |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I’ll just pick Haaland next year |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He cost 2 picks this year |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | There’s no way that happens again |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I’ll pick the new signings |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Victor Osimhen, Mateus Cunha, Victor Gyorkes |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | United can’t ruin all of them |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It’s not possible. |
