| 00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Starmer 10 dinghies landed today |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've moved them into 5 star hotels |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | near schools and the vulnerable here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Macron's paying us in coke and dildos |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Serco have rented mansions here and here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How did Reform get on |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | against us in this area? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They wiped the f**king floor with us! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's a near extinction event |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Miliband, McFadden, Streeting wait here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It's all turning to shit |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | and now I've just been told |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Lammy's done a runner from a taxi! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You incompetent fools |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | There's a trans blokes in the toilet |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Right burn the manifestos |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | use the bloke who torched my place |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | we're going far, far right now |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Our Marxist trans voters will never have that! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do I look like I give a shit Nut Zero man? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But we'll lose the next election! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm the f**king dictator now soy boy |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | If I hear |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | the name of Farage, one more time |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | dicks are gonna get chopped off |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and you'll all be forced into a sordid orgy |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | with Macron and his 'wife' |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Stop them all calling me gay! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Lord Alli's knickers are sooo tight on me! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and arrest every body who calls me Queer Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Right, I'm going to address the nation |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and break world records for the most lies |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | told in a speech - just you watch! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Far right? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It'll sound like I've joined the conspiracy truther brigade |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm gonna bullshit for Britain to save us |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I need those Reform voters |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and I'll sell my soul and asshole |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | just to get them you wet wipes |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry the tranny is Macron's wife |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We've jabbed them, replaced them |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | media bullshitted them with fear 24/7 |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | locked them up for hurty words |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | made it a crime to protect their own families |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The tide really is turning now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and we really are in the shite |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's nearly over now |
