The Battle of BRADDON
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The electorate of BRADDON is an important one. Sometimes clarity can be found in satire and parody
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we were told Braddon is safe. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have a problem |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Labor Braddon candidate |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Anne is a proven, very hard worker |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Has been for years |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes but we have Gavin |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The Liberal incumbent |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | SIR ! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Gavin |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Gavin Pearce has been missing for sometime |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Disappeared |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Hingston, Colebeck, Abetz Johnno rest of you OUT |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How hard can it be ! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The numbers said we would win |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who wouldnt want a nuclear powerplant in their valley |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I mean Heck ! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Chernobyl |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Good lords accidents happen ! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Gods sake ! Get out with our policies |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We dont have many !!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir.. Its Medicare - Such a great idea |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Rubbish it needs to go.. Gone ! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir , Anne is so well respected in Braddon |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Potato farmers and outdoorsmen |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | She is only human |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Anne Urquart |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | So she worked in a factory |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and devoted her life to service |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | of others , of strangers, selflessly |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | working tirelessly day in day out |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Whoop De DOO |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All you had to do was copy their policies |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Lord knows WE have none |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What about me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Why dont they like me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Gavin Pearce |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Where the HELL is he, some help wouldnt have gone astray |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Anne was a safe Federal Senator |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why would she |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | fight for the people of Braddon |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | She must have the heart of a lion |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It is ok. Its for the greater good |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | She is Braddon |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Very hard working. Mal you are |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Unknown |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Stong voice ? No voice |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Braddon is smarter than us |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We thought we had an easy ride |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Vote One ANNE URQUART |