| 00:00 - 00:03 | The tariff plan has been enacted |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We put 34% on China, |
| 00:05 - 00:11 | 20% on Germany and Europe, |
| 00:11 - 00:12 | . |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and 31% on the Swiss. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | This will make America great again |
| 00:21 - 00:21 | . |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The SPX... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The SPX has been in freefall |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Because of the tariffs |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Lutnick, Bessent, Navarro, and Greer, stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is all wrong! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm making America Great! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now people are getting yippy? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Tariffs are beautiful. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't they want to work in textile factories? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is what the people voted for! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It's a great time to get rich. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We'll be making Iphones in America! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, an Iphone made here will cost $9000 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then they will pay it! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, nobody can afford that in a recession. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Recession is a liberal hoax! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Tariffs make money! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If Tariffs don't work, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | why were the 1930s so great? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It was a golden age! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Children as young as 9 were working |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | dying textiles and working in steel mills. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They weren't trans! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now these jobs have all been stolen! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | These billionaire fund managers |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | dare tell me, ME |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | that tariffs will cause a recession. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck them. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | There will be no inflation! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Only beautiful factories |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | being built again. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No other president in history |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | has been smart enough to do this! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Xi will definitely call soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least the 10 year rate is down. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | With yields down we can refinance the debt |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's ok |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Fed... will cut |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm going to bring manufacturing back |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It'll be worth a few 401ks |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Where's Jamie Dimon? |
