Hitler finds out Carlton lost to Richmond Round 1 2025

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Hitler finds out Carlton lost to Richmond Round 1 2025, and he is NOT happy!

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00:00 - 00:03My Fuhrer, Carlton played Richmond at the MCG tonight.
00:04 - 00:05Shortest price favourites in a decade.
00:05 - 00:07We had a good lead by quarter time
00:08 - 00:12Cerra, Weitering, Saad and De Koning started well.
00:12 - 00:1580,000 fans watching at the MCG
00:17 - 00:19I heard we were up by 41 points half way through the second quarter.
00:19 - 00:21Just tell me how much we won by.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer. The Blues.
00:27 - 00:28The Blues lost by 13 points.
00:31 - 00:33We're not sure what went wrong.
00:34 - 00:36They said we couldn't lose!
00:53 - 00:58All those who told me Cripps shouldn't have to carry this team, leave the room now.
01:13 - 01:15They won the fucking spoon!
01:15 - 01:17We lost to a team who finished 18th last year FFS!
01:18 - 01:23It was a bunch of 14 year olds and some old bloke in a fucking headband, and we lost?
01:25 - 01:28Yze has no aura.
01:29 - 01:31Don't cry, at least that creepy president is gone now.
01:31 - 01:34Tom Lynch can barely run.
01:34 - 01:37Round 1 we used to lose to these pricks, we finally win last year and they're winning again already?
01:37 - 01:40And where was Harry McKay? Dodging his own shadow and getting towelled up by Ben fucking Miller?
01:40 - 01:42My Fuhrer, if Curnow had been playing...
01:42 - 01:46What good is he when the rest of the team can't take a mark?
01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer, we were ok in the first quarter, we'll be better next week.
01:48 - 01:52Next week we play Hawthorn you fool.
01:53 - 01:54We don't have a prayer.
01:56 - 01:57We've lost 9 out of our last 10.
01:57 - 02:00Same shit different year.
02:00 - 02:03De Koning is good but the rest are garbage.
02:04 - 02:08Why on earth did we trade Owies.
02:08 - 02:13Nick Haynes Played the worst game i've ever seen.
02:14 - 02:16Crazy Vossy is out of ideas.
02:17 - 02:21Bring back Bolton, or even Ratten.
02:27 - 02:29How shit is our team when the best player is first game back from a knee injury.
02:30 - 02:346 long months we waited for round one.
02:34 - 02:36The bookies had us almost unbackable favourites.
02:41 - 02:42Only to lose to the wooden spooners.
02:43 - 02:47I almost miss SOS sending all of our draft picks to GWS.
02:48 - 02:53The Tigers must have tanked to get all these draft picks.
02:54 - 02:56And how are these 18 year olds so massive already?
02:56 - 02:59I thought thay butcher fitness guy was supposed to destory them for another 5 years at least.
03:00 - 03:02Noah Balta's off to prison and they still beat us!
03:04 - 03:07Just delete the photos. It looked awful anyway.
03:14 - 03:16I don't know if i can keep doing this.
03:19 - 03:23Membership keeps going up every year.
03:25 - 03:26It's just not worth it anymore.
03:31 - 03:3330 years since we won a Grand Final
03:40 - 03:46maybe it's time to fold the club
03:46 - 03:49I guess Mick Molloy was right.
03:53 - 03:56The Richmond rebuild IS complete.