| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer, Carlton played Richmond at the MCG tonight. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Shortest price favourites in a decade. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We had a good lead by quarter time |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Cerra, Weitering, Saad and De Koning started well. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | 80,000 fans watching at the MCG |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I heard we were up by 41 points half way through the second quarter. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just tell me how much we won by. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer. The Blues. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Blues lost by 13 points. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We're not sure what went wrong. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They said we couldn't lose! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who told me Cripps shouldn't have to carry this team, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They won the fucking spoon! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We lost to a team who finished 18th last year FFS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It was a bunch of 14 year olds and some old bloke in a fucking headband, and we lost? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Yze has no aura. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't cry, at least that creepy president is gone now. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Tom Lynch can barely run. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Round 1 we used to lose to these pricks, we finally win last year and they're winning again already? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And where was Harry McKay? Dodging his own shadow and getting towelled up by Ben fucking Miller? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, if Curnow had been playing... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What good is he when the rest of the team can't take a mark? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, we were ok in the first quarter, we'll be better next week. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Next week we play Hawthorn you fool. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We don't have a prayer. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We've lost 9 out of our last 10. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Same shit different year. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | De Koning is good but the rest are garbage. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why on earth did we trade Owies. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Nick Haynes Played the worst game i've ever seen. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Crazy Vossy is out of ideas. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Bring back Bolton, or even Ratten. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How shit is our team when the best player is first game back from a knee injury. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | 6 long months we waited for round one. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The bookies had us almost unbackable favourites. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Only to lose to the wooden spooners. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I almost miss SOS sending all of our draft picks to GWS. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The Tigers must have tanked to get all these draft picks. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And how are these 18 year olds so massive already? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I thought thay butcher fitness guy was supposed to destory them for another 5 years at least. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Noah Balta's off to prison and they still beat us! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Just delete the photos. It looked awful anyway. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know if i can keep doing this. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Membership keeps going up every year. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's just not worth it anymore. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | 30 years since we won a Grand Final |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | maybe it's time to fold the club |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I guess Mick Molloy was right. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The Richmond rebuild IS complete. |
