| 00:00 - 00:03 | We will go from pub to pub guzzling pints |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The best pubs |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Canning has scoped them out |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Cider in them all |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Your favourite boozers |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Velvet upholstery |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And Peroni in all of them |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Willy… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Peroni…… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Peroni is off in the pubs |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Pannell checked everywhere |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Canning Nettles Sam Morty Pannell. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I ask one thing |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Peroni on tap in every pub |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Tony would never have let this happen!!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Can I have a bottle on the bus? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I need alternatives |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Guinness gin or anything to drink |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Beers and Negroni in the hot tub to mitigate |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You’d better go and get me a old fashioned |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Willy we will make it up to you |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I want pork pies with every London Black |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Willy we will do |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Mortlock…cold beers for the coffin trail |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The crawl is my day |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | When I drink |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | When I am outrageous |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | When I am controversial |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | When I can be MAGA |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And tell you all my politics loudly and proudly |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And put your liberal views down |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And tell you about Nigel Farage and his exploits with me |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And all for nothing now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Not even a flat Peroni |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | So now we must go again…hard |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Let’s get the bus |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | With bottles of gin and tonic that Mortlock has laced extra strong |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And seek refuge in the back room of the Golden Rule with Pints |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Sam go and get my walking pole |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Pannell can you console me on the bus |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Canning ensure I’m home for the BBQ |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry…Nettles calms him |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don’t want any arguments |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We are going to some high vis pubs |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Premium lager |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Carling for me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The pub crawl will emerge like a phoenix from the flames |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Come….let’s get the bus |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It leaves in 2 minutes |
