| 00:00 - 00:05 | Southside cyclists, they all think they are athletes... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 5.20 start, but no one wants to be |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | on the front. They have a leader |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Solid looking hombre |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | He calls himself The Mayor of Southside |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | A Cyclist |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | A Cyclist |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He thinks he's number one |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Thats not the funniest |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | theres a rider called Frosty, doesn't ride under 15 degrees |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | has all the gear and no idea, |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | but wait there's more, there's a shed warrior that is the same! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | ....Look after your |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Bike Buddies he's always says |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | He does his kms watching telly |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | pedaling away by himself |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | And the Truck salesman |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | he's always in the gym doing |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | junk k's.......Do you know what I mean!!!! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | He does nothing, not even on Strava, never buys coffee... |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And what about Posty |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | he thinks he's going to be an Ironman |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | an Ironman! Swimming laps |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Good luch to him, he thinks he's a kid again |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | He's deluded |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | like the rest of them |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Oh, and the |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Gravel bikers....some muppets |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | head out on a gravel bike and they think thats excersise! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | they do 19km/h, don't even |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | get the |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | heart rate up enough to sweat |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Lodgey, Gows, Fitz, Taylor |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | All ambling around the back roads |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Now back to The Mayor |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Voted himself |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | into 'office' and does SFA for all his |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | fellow cyclists, he is never on the front |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | He talks about himself in the third person |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | if he shows up..... he's always late |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Perhaps a new leader |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yes of course, his time is up, all talk no action, it's time for a new leader |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Someone who does more than 6000kms a year |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Someone who isn't scared of the front |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | The people need Southside great again! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | The people need a leader like....... |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Goodo! .....but why would Goodo want to lead these D Graders???? |
