Salt, Passion, Stax and Rule 0
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Its rough out there stay safe and DBAA
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Alrighty! im going to untap these lands here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Mountain here, and a Plains here. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | So ill have enough mana to play some magic |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Boy i can't wait to take my turn |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ive got some bangers in this new deck |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Doesnt matter winter orb get fucked. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | SuCks tO sUCk |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | bro... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ... why |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ... why dont we talk about rule 0 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | literally no one has fun against stax |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | if your deck has craterhoof, counterspells or copies ... get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Stax is all i have! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | If you're not having fun then good! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | its what you get for targeting me |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | do you have any idea how much i spent? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Sensais top and counterbalance is fun! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | you should all be thanking me |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | never would have seen such glorious stax pieces |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | future sight border, mystery booster two |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | bro we just dont want to play like this |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You actually think your experience matters to me? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Bro ... its a social exercise |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No, its an exercise in wrecking you scrubs |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Threat assesment? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Im obviously never the threat |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | just pay the 1 and quit whining |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | let me consultation into thoracle |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Girls love it when i name sowing salt and win on the spot |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | its also not even infinite technically |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I love winning with infinity stax |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and you plebs would take that from me? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | the wins are mine |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | my winrate is goated |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | fuck i am incredible at this game |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Stax is love |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the only deck thats fun for me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | is when you fucks cant play the game |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | i could sit at home and goon |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but im gracing you all with my stax pieces |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | you're all such bullies |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Will Studley, youll get em next time |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Rule 0 what a joke |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | if i cant stax you all... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ... who am I? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | K'rrik is OP |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Lathril, Yuriko... also completely cracked |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | im leaving this group |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | also delivery is $2 |