| 00:00 - 00:05 | Did you hear what the Baptistic Expositor said about the meetings we're hosting? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Do not go! Its a sin to go. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Can you believe it? |
| 00:10 - 00:16 | He thinks he will scare off everybody and all the pews will be empty. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | The place was fully packed! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | It's true. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's true. |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | People came from all over Australia. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | It's true. |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | We should of sent him a card and flowers to thank him for free advertising! In a nice big red pot. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | I'll walk up to him and say "Here Brother" |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | It would be like heaping coals off fire on his... |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I can't help it |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Its just to funny! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Did you see the Hitler rant! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | I should put it on my website! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | I will |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I saw it the other day |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I just about wet myself laughing |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | My wife came in to find me rolling on the floor in pain. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | What a state I was in. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | An I.B pastor... laughing on the floor |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But no, I must be serious about this. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | It is God who sees and judges |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | It's not my place to condemn. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | He may be genuinely concerned |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I should turn the other cheek. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | But if I do, |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | My other cheek is very cheeky! And not the cheek he would expect! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Its true. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | I digress... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | The video.. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I love the bit about... |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | "He has a direct line to The Cloud" |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Like I care about the opinion of some irrelevant bloke living on a mountain in Nepal |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | "A baptist expositor?" |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Another one! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Sometimes you just lick the stamp and send it! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | and call out the elephant in the room. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Maybe we pastors need to go elephant hunting. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Do you have any regrets? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yes, definately, I should have put it on the big screen after the missions presentation |
| 03:05 - 03:09 | I think it would have been a hit. |
| 03:09 - 03:12 | I'm not sure if all my deacons will approve |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I just won't ask. |
| 03:23 - 03:27 | It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | It'll be worth it, even if i have to take it down later... |
