| 00:00 - 00:03 | The CP3 LPAR has been down since 5:00AM EDST. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Multiple processes are affected, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and many expected files are missing. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We're going to have a hell of time recoveirng from this, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and will probably miss a reich-ton of SLAs. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | When Murlin gets online, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | he'll get things back on track. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Popcorn... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Murlin... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Murlin won't be getting online, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Murlin's out of the office. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Keitel, Jodl, Krebbs and Bergdorf, go suck on an M-file. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking serious? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Murlin is ALWAYS on vacation! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | to Bermuda, Bahama, come on Fraulein Traudl. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | When does he get any work done? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If it's not some island it's a fucking cruise. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Every time I need him for something, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | off he is sucking down umbrella drinks! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Popcorn, this time it was for a hip replacement |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So what! He's still not here! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Popcorn, he was in incredible pain. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What about my pain! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I need him now! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If he cared about me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | he would have rescheduled the surgery for another time |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | instead of when I need him most! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Anyone can be around when things are running smoothly |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | but what I really need is someone who understands how bad things get |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | when Horizon drops the ball, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | or when James goes off into the woods with little boys! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I know he's buff. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I appreciate his hunkaliciosness. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But muscles and a cute "cookie fo' you" aren't enough. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Horizon. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This LPAR issue is a bigger problem than the shells landing on our heads! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can't believe Horizon gets away with this shit. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can't believe Horizon gets away with this shit. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If we pulled this kind of shit we'd be fired. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Horizon? They get a bigger budget! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. Murlin is already on his feet. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Let me think. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe we can still save the day. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I got it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This isn't a total loss. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We have other good people on staff |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | who can help with this mess. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get Charlie on the phone. |
