H*lmer pays up
16 views9/4/2024
Dave H*lm pays his actual portion of the bill and goes into a rage about it.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The bill came Halmer. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You ordered... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 6 bottles of Rombauer |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 3 Tanq and tonics |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and 4 kimchee corn dogs |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yeah, i gave Marsh $11.72 |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I took the Menchie's employee tip jar. That more than covers it |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Halmer, you then passed out |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | and... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We took your credit card |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and you paid $121 like we all did. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of the gentiles get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I though we had a fucking |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | agreement! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Screw over the gentiles |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Wear them down |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | forget you wallet |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | tell them I'll get it next time |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | or just be indignant and hostile |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and not pay |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Halmer we're not that way |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yes you are you cheap ass! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Stop classifying me. We're all adults and have money. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I joined ZBT to learn your ways |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | To nickel and dime |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | To alligator arm and T-Rex my wallet |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Oh I can't reach my wallet |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Guess who I am? I'm Barney |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The cheap dinosaur |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Now you sell me out |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and make me pay |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Greenberg, you are wearing pleated suits from the late 80s |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Joel, those cargo shorts just went to it's high school reunion |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Marsh, you changed your Netflix password and I'm locked out |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You don't understand my genius |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why can't you help take from those buffoons |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | When Dustin isn't looking I steal the tip he gives the bartender |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I called in a bomb threat to the Special Olympics just to avoid my pledge |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | When I was at Oktoberfest with 3 other idiots |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I would pretend to be blotto drunk |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and wander in a sea of drunk Australians |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Halmer has Viagra now. No Whiskey Dick. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Just so those buffoons would buy me beers |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It doesn't matter |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Watch me Halmer goodbye |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Marsh will be 4 Coors lights deep |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | When Amador is accosting a pigeon |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And when no one is looking |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I will Halmer goodbye and stick you fucks with the check |