| 00:00 - 00:03 | So the petition has been a PR kick in the nuts.. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | but don't worry |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I reckon a parent information evening |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | will sort things out for sure. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The new director of human parental relations comunication and image will fix it.. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Then Susie O'Brien will knock out |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | a sensationalist turd in the Hun |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The parents... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The parents seem to think they've won.. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Apparently we backed down |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except 5 of the Vice Principals. I don't care which ones. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Backed down?! We never backed down.. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | we told them their kids would be... |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | "fully engaged" from 8:30 until 3:30! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We just didn't say what with! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | we've got activities, bouncy castles |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | visiting speakers for Christian Ed that boys can "opt into" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | who wouldn't want to opt into that?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | we'll throw in a juice box and donut too! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I'll need to ask the driector of nurition and sustenance about the donuts.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You'll ask no one, I want donuts with sprinkles and no strawberry ones! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But there'll need to be a donut risk matrix |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fine, do whatever, but I want Krispy Kreme. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Have you seen my coffee machine?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You can't eat tuckshop donuts |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with coffee from a machine like that... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that thing is worth 25% of the rowing and science budget combined! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm making sacrifices here for an early finish.. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | dont you know how much capital gains tax we pay on quality coffe and donuts?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | not to mention catered lunches... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I never had to put up with this at my old school... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Next we'll have a petition for bloody Mallacoota |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | that place is a renovator's dream |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | imagine the boys building their own accomodation |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | it'll be like "Alone" on SBS |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | all the boys mucking in..doing DIY.. safe as houses! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Ok, so the acess bridge can barely hold the weight of a '94 Holden Barina.. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We need about 10kms of power poles to the mains |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | about 8kms of new access road built for the fire compliance |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and don't start me on the bloody agriculture zoning!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | come and read some funny reply-alls, that'll cheer you up.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This place was in dissaray when I turned up |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the only thing holding together 170 year of history |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | was the staff |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | but we needed more.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Sure nobody knows who half these people are or what they do.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but show me another school that has a director of snapbook and instaface |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Did i tell you about my old school? |
