The Puckle Wars

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Hit or Miss meets after 2 days in a row of destroying puckles on Fat Chicks' Island

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00:00 - 00:03Tom: Sir today's battle went as planned.
00:04 - 00:05We showed up the island
00:05 - 00:07We landed our crabs here
00:08 - 00:12As expected the cowards just mortared us
00:12 - 00:15However all puckles we destroyed the day before
00:17 - 00:19Remi: Were replaced
00:19 - 00:21You said they would care
00:24 - 00:26Tom: Daddy
00:27 - 00:28They do
00:31 - 00:33Zxn: They have to care
00:34 - 00:36They need puckles to live
00:53 - 00:58Remi: Wait we dont have this many friends
01:13 - 01:15THEY ARE STILL PLAYING
01:15 - 01:17They HAVE PUCKLES
01:18 - 01:23MAKE THE CARE about them
01:25 - 01:28MAKE THEM FEAR US MAKE THE CARE
01:29 - 01:31TELL THE COPE, TELL THEM
01:31 - 01:34THEY ARE MAD
01:34 - 01:37We are the ones who break puckles
01:37 - 01:40It's what defines us!
01:40 - 01:42But sir they just make more
01:42 - 01:46BLOW UP MORE MORE MORE
01:46 - 01:48Sir we already attacked 2 days in a row
01:48 - 01:52I DONT CARE MAKE THEM LET US COME BACK
01:53 - 01:54MAKE THEM MAD
01:56 - 01:57We kill their puckles
01:57 - 02:00they smile and laugh at us
02:00 - 02:03We have no respect for anyone
02:04 - 02:08Why respect any of the rules
02:08 - 02:13WE SHOULD ATTACK AGAIN
02:14 - 02:16WE NEED THEM TO BE MAD BECAUSE IT HELPS ME
02:17 - 02:21FEEL LIKE A REAL MAN IN A GAME WITH 200 PEOPLE!
02:27 - 02:29If we cant make them upset
02:30 - 02:34if we cant make them know the pain of puckle loss
02:34 - 02:36then what are we even doing here
02:41 - 02:42i need them mad,
02:43 - 02:47When i was little boy
02:48 - 02:53a fat chick ruined my life
02:54 - 02:56I've saught their attention
02:56 - 02:59all of my nights hoping even one would just look my way
03:00 - 03:02Did she? No she laughed at my pencil dick
03:04 - 03:07it is pretty tiny, def not fat chick worthy
03:14 - 03:16We need to ruin their time here
03:19 - 03:23You say their life is puckles but my life is them
03:25 - 03:26and I need them to be mad
03:31 - 03:33We will make the fat chicks feel my pain
03:40 - 03:46If we cannot upset them by killing puckles
03:46 - 03:49Then what are we?
03:53 - 03:56Just hit them with cope a few more times