Hitler Reacts to quarterly util numbers
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Hitler Reacts to quarterly util numbers. Hitler Reacts to quarterly util numbers.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've received quarterly util numbers. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's bad. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Overall, util has fallen yet again |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It seems our guys have performed above and beyond, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but you still insist on including vacation and parental leave in the util calculation. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | yes of couse, wtf do you want me to do? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It makes perfect sense. they arn't working when they're giving birth. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I dont know how to say this... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The employees.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The employees are reproducing yet again |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We're not sure how many fucking kids these basters get. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Consulting Leader and Managing Director, leave immediately. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT ARE YOU DOING |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO IMPRESS ANYONE?!?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BILL CLIENTS FOR BABY CHILD CARE?? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | it's not as if these little bastard babies produce any money. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ONLY SHIT. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | DIAPERS AND POO |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | NEW SERVICE LINE: POO GENERATION AND DIAPER FILLING |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHAT THE FLYING FUCK GUYS??!?!?!?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But it's danish law to allow them paternity leave |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEY CAN BOND IN THEIR OWN TIME! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Scandinavian law dictates that we allow them time with their little one |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | as if i have ever cared about scandinavian law |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | STOP HIRING SCANDIS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm so tired of their work ethics, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | HR red flags, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | constant drinking! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | As if anyone actually benefits from having them anyway |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I WANT JUNIORS WITHOUT KIDS, OR DIVORCED SENIORS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THAT'S IT. CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO SAY IT OUT LOUD. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WHY COULDN'T YOU FIGURE THIS OUT YOURSELVES????!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I feel that I have to do your jobs |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What do you expect of me??? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | it's just not enough |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'll be damned if I can't steal your chromebooks.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ... AND I'LL DO YOUR JOB BETTER THAN YOU! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | FROM NOW ON: MANDATORY CASTRATION OF ALL MALES, AND NO HIRING OF FEMALES |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I should start by castrating you guys |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | right now. On this fucking table! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Go get me a fucking scissor and we'll get messy! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Relax. You are already a FTE. Our DEI policy protects us. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | basterds.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...all of you |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's apparent that we're fucked. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | How will I ever impress top management. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | these crazy salaries... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | insane office perks... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | i give up |