| 00:00 - 00:03 | The playoff picture has come together. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The playins were set. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Angry Pirates and ATL are 7 and 8 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | NAN and WET are 9 and 10 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the loser of 7/8 played the winner of 9/10. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So we see AP and ATL |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | move forward into playoffs. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | NAN |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | NAN beat WET, ATL, ABW, ... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | NAN pumped everyone. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that had me pick ABW stay. Everyone else go. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Our pickems are so busted! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Shane and Ry were a superteam. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Milky is the best AWP in the league and they were 10-1. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They had that video with Ted Hitchcock. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He called them weapons with weapons. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Weapons with weapons my a-s-s. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You mean to tell me that our S13 champs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | lost to DRG MD2? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer NAN came alive the second half of the season |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What happened to that AVI squad that was going to run the table? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Furher all their games didn't count. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The admins are just making this up as they go. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | OS and Hektor? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Hektor has such a wrinkly IGL brain, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | why isn't he winning more titles? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | OS stayed away from Ry in connector. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even FRG has a solid squad this year. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That Toast mom is a factory for good players. And Dewey had the Noah receipts. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | M1ckw1ck was a first round IGL for UPS. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Lance and Daemun can't put together a playoff run and get Triple a chip? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why does gaben hate CS? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I unbox the cases. I don't complain at all the blue I get. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I buy the keys and open. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Alright. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am not going to open any cases until cheating gets fixed. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I dealt with the cs update where bomb plants were broken. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And you couldn't hold a nade to throw |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | without dropping it at your feet and blowing up your friends. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HEL had Sapphire and traded her out. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | AVI got her. Next season is hers. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Season 13 was cursed to start. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Admins promoted players to prospect last minute. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Recruit, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The season is fucked. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But next season people are moving to prospect and combine servers will start up on time. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | My pickems will be good this season. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I just know it. |
