| 00:00 - 00:03 | Good evening Committee and Lids |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | This week we return home |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | where we will be facing Uni |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I should let you know they are undefeated |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and have a percentage of 253% |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What are our proposed changes this |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Surely, we have a few coming back in |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Lids |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You should know |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have about 9 out this week |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Finn and Geary are playing golf |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone excpet Dion, Harrison and Committee please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You make me coach the thirds last year |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We finished second last! I travelled hours for each session |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Then you lure me back |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | With promises of a flag and free piss |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Our captain is a cunt called 'Hollywood' |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Half our fucking list need zimmer frames |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They're so old dust comes out when they fart |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We get about 10 cunts down at training |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Lids, we are only 2 weeks in |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Exactly, and this is what im dealing with |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We have Sammy Handcock back this week |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That cunt didn't hit 1 target on tuesday |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck me |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Bet he expects to take the kick outs |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Thats if the quayles dont get there first |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Kicking out to a bunch of old midgets |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | May as well have Sandro kick the cunt out |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What about Joel, cunt can't even get out of the house |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Let alone getting out of first gear the fat prick |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We were supposed to go through undefeated |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Ok, tell me who's available |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Someone with a bit of fucking ticker |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And who doesn't have their senior citizen card |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 2 weeks into the season |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Im losing what little hair I have left |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I haven't even been getting free piss |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And the fun police keeps asking when ill be fucking home |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll be home once we get a fucking win |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And a beer that isn't luke warm |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Brooke, hes old and senile |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How about if we throw Joel down back this week |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It will be good for his waist line at least |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He can help Raymond |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Raymond is out this week also |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Are you fucking kidding me, cunt rocks up 3 days before round 1 and hes off again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Fuck this we'll gift Dion a league game |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | He's our only hope |
