Hitler reacts to losing John Calipari

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Hitler isn't very happy about losing John Calipari to Arkansas

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00:00 - 00:03Here is Lexington
00:04 - 00:05Home of the Kentucky Wildcats
00:05 - 00:07Calipari is going to use the transfer portal this year
00:08 - 00:12get older players
00:12 - 00:15and get us back to the Final Four
00:17 - 00:19Does he still have his lifetime contract?
00:19 - 00:2133 million buyout?
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Matt Norlander is reporting
00:31 - 00:33Calipari is going to Arkansas
00:34 - 00:36the chicken man is giving him 5 million in NIL
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who shops at Walmart, leave now
01:13 - 01:15THE CHICKEN MAN?!
01:15 - 01:17WE LOST OUR COACH TO ARKANSAS?
01:18 - 01:23THEY DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THE TOURNAMENT
01:25 - 01:28THERE WERE BELOW .500
01:29 - 01:31It's okay, I like Dino Nuggets too
01:31 - 01:34Their old coach took his shirt off after every win
01:34 - 01:37He was only 5ft tall!
01:37 - 01:40He left them for a football school!
01:40 - 01:42My Fuhrer, the beaches in LA are beautiful!
01:42 - 01:46Fuck Los Angeles, I'll invade them next!
01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer, his mother lives there also
01:48 - 01:52USC hasn't made the Final Four in 70 years!
01:53 - 01:54They average 4k fans a night!
01:56 - 01:58There are more homeless that enter that stadium than basketball fans
01:58 - 02:00WE ARE KENTUCKY
02:00 - 02:03The blueist of blue bloods!
02:04 - 02:08We expect to win titles every year!
02:08 - 02:13#1 draft picks
02:13 - 02:16I'll kill myself before losing my coach to a chicken man
02:17 - 02:21Everyone is making fun of us on Twitter
02:27 - 02:29I guess it's not so bad
02:30 - 02:34Hundreds of coaches will line up for this job
02:34 - 02:36We will get the best coach in the country
02:41 - 02:42Go offer Danny Hurley 10 million
02:43 - 02:47He'd be a fool to turn us down!
02:48 - 02:53If he does, we can go get Billy Donovan!
02:54 - 02:56Matt Jones from KSR said he'd leave the NBA for us
02:56 - 02:59Worst case scenario, we get Scott Drew
03:00 - 03:02He's won a title!
03:04 - 03:07The Dino Nuggets are sold out, they'll get more!
03:14 - 03:16We have to get this hire right
03:19 - 03:23UCLA, Indiana
03:25 - 03:26We saw what happened to them
03:31 - 03:33There's no way those 3 coaches turn us down
03:40 - 03:46They would crawl to Kentucky
03:46 - 03:49on their hands and knees
03:53 - 03:56wouldn't they?