| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here is Lexington |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Home of the Kentucky Wildcats |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Calipari is going to use the transfer portal this year |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | get older players |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and get us back to the Final Four |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Does he still have his lifetime contract? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 33 million buyout? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Matt Norlander is reporting |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Calipari is going to Arkansas |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the chicken man is giving him 5 million in NIL |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who shops at Walmart, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THE CHICKEN MAN?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE LOST OUR COACH TO ARKANSAS? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THEY DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THE TOURNAMENT |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THERE WERE BELOW .500 |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's okay, I like Dino Nuggets too |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Their old coach took his shirt off after every win |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He was only 5ft tall! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He left them for a football school! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, the beaches in LA are beautiful! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck Los Angeles, I'll invade them next! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, his mother lives there also |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | USC hasn't made the Final Four in 70 years! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They average 4k fans a night! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | There are more homeless that enter that stadium than basketball fans |
| 01:58 - 02:00 | WE ARE KENTUCKY |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The blueist of blue bloods! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We expect to win titles every year! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | #1 draft picks |
| 02:13 - 02:16 | I'll kill myself before losing my coach to a chicken man |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Everyone is making fun of us on Twitter |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I guess it's not so bad |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Hundreds of coaches will line up for this job |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We will get the best coach in the country |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Go offer Danny Hurley 10 million |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He'd be a fool to turn us down! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If he does, we can go get Billy Donovan! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Matt Jones from KSR said he'd leave the NBA for us |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Worst case scenario, we get Scott Drew |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He's won a title! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | The Dino Nuggets are sold out, they'll get more! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We have to get this hire right |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | UCLA, Indiana |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We saw what happened to them |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | There's no way those 3 coaches turn us down |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They would crawl to Kentucky |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | on their hands and knees |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | wouldn't they? |
