| 00:00 - 00:03 | The post-Covid era has begun strongly |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have multiple bubble-tea outlets |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in Town Hall Station |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Under-the-counter ciggies are $18 a pack |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Justin Hemmes is selling falafels on George St |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I’m struggling to understand |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What does the ‘Nightlife Czar’ propose? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Nightlife… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Nightlife Czar is presumed KIA |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | after proposing the “$50 night out” |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | GTFO if you eat tofu, hummus, phõ or smashed avo |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | $50 my a** |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Maybe if I used the Black Hole in his head |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | to time travel back 40 years?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Where do they find these muppets? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Maybe if I caught a train |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | to watch Vivid at the Botanical Gardens |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and ate a bag of Kettle chips |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | with a cheap bottle of Sauv Blanc! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There are plenty of solid Marlborough Sauv Blancs under $20 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Wtf? You only drink flavoured Kombucha |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir that’s a banger of a night out |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Only if you’re a S American backpacker |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | or a tourist! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Even if I lived on canned tuna |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and gave h@ndjobs to Uber drivers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I couldn’t afford a bloody almond croissant |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I can’t even afford to purchase |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | a masala chai tea with my kale salad |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | at the Angry Buddha Cafe in Newtown |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I was already buying my clothes at St Vincent de Paul |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | When I was sharehousing as a student |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We lived next to the CBD and walked to university |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We partied five nights a week |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now kids live with their parents |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | until they’re 25+ fg years of age! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No wonder they’re depressed and on drugs |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I would be too |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I’m not in the slightest bit surprised |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | a majority of them can’t even choose a gender! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn’t mean it, Graham |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Clover Moore has forsaken us all |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I wish I was a Chinese student driving a Maserati |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The Communists won |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Pull up Seek on my laptop |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I could find a nice, cozy government job |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | working from home in my pyjamas |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bring the canned tuna |
