| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have just been informed by Brian |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | that there is NO CASH DEAL |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | PJ, Lang and your former |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | partner Charest have reupped |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Burns, White Lazzaro and Smith are waiting |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about Bettencourt |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | has he re-upped? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jared... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bettencourt |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bettencourt has no job, he will join again |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Hickey, his former partner is out |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out, except Rodeo, Lang and Denny, right now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is fucking bullshit |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Charest is coaching girls softball on Thursdays |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and I am going to get stuck with this angry stoner |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | this 5 handicap |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | he belittles me when i am his teammate |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | last fall Whitey invited us to Cohasset |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | he paired me with Bettencourt, worst day of my life |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Once finished, i left immediately |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | That was poor form I just wanted to enjoy post round IPAs |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'd been belittled by my teammate for 18 holes |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jared, we have all been belittled by Bettencourt |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I drove to Charest's house and left my clubs in his driveway |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It was life's low point |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I have played Halifax with him |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Got seperate checks at Alba with him |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Shared stories of growing up in 3rd class MA cities |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Drank double Titos with him when I only like singles |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I even challenged him to a grudge match and when I showed him how many |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | strokes the GHIN system said he had to give |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He gave me less and said HCP were all Bullshit |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He fluffs everything fairway and rough |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and now because I have no partner and he has no partner |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If i want to play golf on Thursday |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Im stuck with him |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Liz doesn't even want me to play, she wants me home cuddling on the couch |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But I am a man and I need Thursday nights at Alba |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The Micro dosing doesnt work with him |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | he walks ahead of me, finishes holes while I'm |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | in the fairway, he has no golf etiquette. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok - he will still micro dose with you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | He has destroyed me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I am the shell of a man I once was |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Pathetic |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Pond will never be the same |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It is over, Bettencourt will have no choice |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He will have to partner with someone less tolerable |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | BettenKarnol |
