| 00:00 - 00:03 | Charleston signings have been excellent.... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Now we get uber-targeted. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Go to where your local friends live... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ...so they can come, but not get a DUI going home. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And after that, your Southeast tour. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Add in on-line sales, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and I'm crushing it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yeah... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ... online... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...on-line sales suck... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...even in Charleston. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who doesn't follow me on social media, get out... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the holy hell??? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have, like, a billion Facebook friends! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Where are they??? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Are they getting my posts??? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I do the Twitter! Instagram! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You told me I should! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You said that crap worked! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You must ask them to LIKE and SHARE. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | LIKE and SHARE??? What kind of dork does that??? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Chill! People like being-- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What would you know! You have AOL email! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Social media! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That's what you said! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It's like a community! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It takes a village! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And now my on-line sales suck??? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can't personally sell every damn book! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Amazon exists for a reason! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What now??? You want me to join My Space? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I need Amazon reviews! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I need friends telling friends... about my books! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Laugh and learn, dammit! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Selling sucks... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm tired of social media crap! It's crap! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I want you to hunt down every social media friend... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ...everyone in my email... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ...every affinity group friend... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...and remind them! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry... we're hot. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Remind them I have the dirt... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...the dirt to destroy them all... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and I'll do it... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...if they don't tell their friends. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | On Amazon, they need to search Prioleau Alexander... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...and buy books as gifts... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ... my bride needs new shoes. |
