Hitler Learns that The Baptist Review is now The Baptist Roundtable
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A reaction to the renaming of a popular Southern Baptist Facebook group.
00:00 - 00:03 | The SBC Annual Meeting is approaching. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Pro- and Anti-Amendment |
00:05 - 00:07 | groups are buying up all |
00:08 - 00:12 | the available hotel rooms South of Indy |
00:12 - 00:15 | and scheduling heated rallies. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Let's set up a poll on The Baptist Review |
00:19 - 00:21 | for a fun way to measure opinion |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
00:27 - 00:28 | TBR is… |
00:31 - 00:33 | TBR is now The Baptist Roundtable |
00:34 - 00:36 | There is no Facebook group called The Baptist Review |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you've ever used the H-word without citing a creed, leave the room now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | IT'S THE BAPTIST REVIEW! |
01:15 - 01:17 | THE FACEBOOK GROUP IS THE BAPTIST REVIEW!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | WHO ARE YOU TO RENAME AN INSTITUTION!? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Did anyone check to see whether there was a motion and a second? |
01:29 - 01:31 | Did we EVEN GET TO VOTE ON THIS!? |
01:31 - 01:34 | If it's the BAPTIST Review, we get to vote! |
01:34 - 01:37 | They CAN'T DO THIS without our say-so! |
01:37 - 01:40 | I'm going to make a MOTION TO RECONSIDER!! |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, it's not a church. |
01:42 - 01:46 | It's The BAPTIST Review! IT HAS TO ACT BAPTISTY!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, that's not even a WORD! |
01:48 - 01:52 | You admins think you're so smart. |
01:53 - 01:54 | The Facebook group is OURS! |
01:56 - 01:57 | We make the memes. |
01:57 - 02:00 | We make the polls. |
02:00 - 02:03 | We post the Armenian flag when someone spells it wrong. |
02:04 - 02:08 | We answered the questions when we joined. Where did it say you could rename the group!? |
02:08 - 02:13 | I didn't earn "Valued Responder" just to have it all taken away on a whim! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Unless Wiley Drake said it was OK, |
02:17 - 02:21 | I'll never consent to this outrage, you STALINIST THIEVES!! |
02:27 - 02:29 | The whole idea of a "Roundtable" |
02:30 - 02:34 | is that everyone is equal—me the same as you! |
02:34 - 02:36 | So where is our equal vote on the name!? |
02:41 - 02:42 | "Roundtable!" |
02:43 - 02:47 | I'm NEVER GOING TO CALL IT THE "ROUNDTABLE"! |
02:48 - 02:53 | Why does EVERYONE have to RENAME THINGS!? |
02:54 - 02:56 | Now the FMB is the IMB! |
02:56 - 02:59 | The Brotherhood Commission isn't even here any more! |
03:00 - 03:02 | And there's that silly 'i' in "Lifeway!" |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK. Patrick Watts can tell you what it means. |
03:14 - 03:16 | This is so tragic. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I don't know how, but Matt Henslee is at fault. I know it. |
03:25 - 03:26 | I give up. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Podcast that, David Sons! |
03:40 - 03:46 | But whatever they do with the name of the group, I'm still calling |
03:46 - 03:49 | Hope Morgan Murray "The First Lady." |
03:53 - 03:56 | Mary didn't know THIS was going to happen. |
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