| 00:00 - 00:05 | Then there is this guy Harbaugh |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Some call him the "Guru" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | He decides to return to Michigan |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | He returns with huge fanfare |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They pay him millions per year |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Expecting great things |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | What does he do? |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | 1 Bowl win in 7 years |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | So they renegotiate |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Lowering his salary |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Adding incentives |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | While his QB's are all |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | bagging groceries |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | or in the CFL |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | then he gets lucky |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | he beats OSU |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | he wins the Big Ten |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | And can you believe it |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | he then gets in trouble |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | he doesn't work half the year! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | and still gets paid |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | then wins a Natty |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | So all is good? Right? |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | He will stay and be a champion |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Be loyal to his school |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | and all that crap |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | no! he leaves! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | to go to fucking San Diego |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | but surely he will leave |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | on good terms? |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | No! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | He takes Minter! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | He takes strength coach! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | His dumb kid too! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Says he needs to win a Super Bowl |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Cmon! |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Super Bowl? |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He can't beat his brother! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Some guru |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Meanwhile Warde is still there |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Basketball sucks |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Hockey is ok |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Michigan is a softball school |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | That's what $100 million |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Buys you! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I guess it is inflation |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Go Blue my Ass! |
