Resident Events
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Chuk gets angry about resident events, let’s his entire crew know how he feels.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Great news, we get free |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Free kona ice today in |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Front of Santana Heights |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The leasing office is hosting |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the event for everyone |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It’s a hot day so it may be crowded |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Will there be alcohol? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I don’t……uhhh…. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | uhhhhh… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There will not be any alcohol |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It’s Tuesday. Think of the kids. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but the Rowing Crew leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Leah gave us a luau with booze |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This bitch gives us shaved ice |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Clearly a contest. One is better |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I don’t care that we also have shaved ice w/Leah |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It’s the principle! I need my booze! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who is the idiot that thought we could do this without alcohol? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why am I wasting my time with virgin Hawaiian ice?!?!? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Look at me, I’m the idiot who ordered sober shaved ice |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Bro I think you are triggered |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who said I’m triggered? I expect nice things! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Dude we are just talking about a free resident event. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Free resident event? Do you know how long I’ve been here? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 12 years! You think I’d get free booze by now |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | But nooo, I have to beg for |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Nice things and even then it’s a fight |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I haven’t played DOTA all day and now this shit |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don’t need this on date night. I have something great planned |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But now you ruined it by lowering the standards of my resident events |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It is the principle! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now I have to actually do some work today |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just want me respect. Look at me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can pound my chest. Respect me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fuck them! I’ll get two bottles of wine at dinner |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Maybe a martini. An extra dirty one. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Because I refuse to let them win! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I’ll get turnt up on this Tuesday |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And then I’ll write an email |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Make resident events great again! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I’ll make that bitch cry! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok, you’ll do better next time |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But what is it all for? What do I gain? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I win the battle, but lose the war |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I give up |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Where is my intern? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I need you to go to the liquor store and get me something |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The worst tequila they have |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And cranberry juice |