| 00:00 - 00:03 | and Glilla A is completely condemned. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Glilla B and D... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here...and here.. have no linens. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and there is cat piss in Glilla C. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So our remaining Glilla alternatives are limited. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We can simply bypass the glillas... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and use the Beaver Sleep Inn.. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The....... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The condo has already been booked by Zach.. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And he got us a great deal. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get out.... Zach...Ramsey.....Nathan.... you stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I BOOK THE TRIPS AND MAKE THE GLAMES! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU DUMB SHITS AND YOUR DUMBASS GOLF SHOTS! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I will puke and you will like it. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND MICHELLE WANTS ME!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You don't even know how to make handicapss |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THEY ARE PERFECT AND BILLOTTI STILL SHOOTS 69!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I TRY AND TRY AND HE IS STILL FUCKS IT ALL UP!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer he drinks Bud Light Limes and he's impossible to beat.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT..HE DRINKS GATORADE TRANSFUSIONS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer.. but have you seen his shorts? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You haven't seen my bucket hat..you fuck! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S HUGE!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | AND DON'T SAY A WORD ABOUT BRIDESMAIDS.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THEY WANTED ME AND YOU KNOW IT AND I WILL |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | HUuummp...THEM LIKE DIRTY TRAMPS THEY ARE. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | MORGAN WALLEN CAN EAT A BIG FAT DICK AND SO CAN THE 98 BRAVES |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AND ALL OF THIS SONGS ARE SHIT AND I HOPE HE BREAKS HIS LEGS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IT'S... NOT .. THAT.. HARD TO WRITE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | A GOD DAMNED CLASSIC COUNTRY SONG SO JUST LET ME DO IT |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | maybe I'll just book a trip... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | with guys... WHO LOVE MY GLAMES. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | THAT'S ALL I ASK. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | fuckin a.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I WRITE THE GLAMES AND SEND THE GAMES AND YOU NEVER READ THEM |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THEY ARE CREATIVE AND HAVE FUNNY NAMES... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The Civil War...holy shit... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | North vs. South.. FUCKIN AMAZING |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ADMIRAL FARRAGUT. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK... no one does.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have been to 37 Karate tournaments.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Lori hasn't slept with me in 6 years.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it's true.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | but this is the worst.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm not coming to glade ever again.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and you SCHMUUUCKS... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Can go to hell. |
