| 00:00 - 00:03 | They're tracking the plane now. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It looks like it's heading to Tuscaloosa. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Alabama. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We think Deboer |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | is on the plane |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll just tell him to come back |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and sign his extension. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Dannen... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | that's not possible. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He's signing with the Tide. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's leaving UW. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Will the players who are portaling leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That motherfucker! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We plucked him from fucking FRESNO! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now our team sucks! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Our good players are gone! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're going to be a laughingstock! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The Ducks! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The Ducks are going to own us! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | If I have to deal with 12 straight losses again... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You should have signed him to an extension. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Go fuck a Husky! Or a Malamute or whatever... |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Dannen, we won 3 straight over UO. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think that fucking matters? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Have you seen the Reddit subs? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They say we're a "stepping stone!" |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We're 6-17 against them this CENTURY! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Lanning, smoking his fucking cigars |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and getting Top 5 recruiting classes! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Everyone is transferring! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We may as well be Bishop Sycamore! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Nobody wants to wear Adidas! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | DeBoer's daughter will probably transfer too. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And I REALLY love the softball team. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I should have stayed at Tulane. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | DeBastard... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He got blown the fuck out by Michigan |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | when they couldn't even cheat! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Can we even field a team? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We'll get killed in the Big 10. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And people laugh when we claim we're "blue bloods!" |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. We'll still beat WSU. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need a coach. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe we can get Pete Carroll |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and at least be .500... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | over the next decade. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Who am I kidding? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Our program is dead. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bow down indeed. |
